“When you shit your own pants as a grown man it is the loneliest moment in your life.”

Orion has old-man injuries/Kyle totally shat himself/Flenis and Chad are a buncha nerdz/Chadtunes/Sean tells a tale/Spraying piss all over/Flenis is so 2003/Monkeybars/Orion calls from the webspace/Fallopian poops/That pushbroom guy is an asshole/Lord Regent Abercrombie declares fatties to be losers/12 cakes is not okay/Who’s More Racist: Reloaded/Flenis is just the worst/Give us your best moments/How do Gummi Bears get made/How does anything get made/Fernando calls in about food/Slip sliderin’ around/Star Trek reset button/Kyle is in a funk/Emfics/Defense mechanisms/Why horses suck

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“It’s ok. I won’t tell anybody.”

Kriss Kross lives on/Racism is over, everyone go home/Mindy calls in for some reason/Moms playin’ games/Bames is a dirty Mick/Eris is a mysterious figure/Jim Sterling wants more kisses/Mindy gets called out/Weed, weed, the miracle fruit/They found a wheel/Those swedes/Bee plus/Moose elk/X-mans/Cookin’ up some napalm/Who’s More Racist: Tournament Edition/Orion hates dwarves/Oh don’t worry I won’t tell/Give retards jobs/Chad Bowie/Fun dip/Danny Dorito/Fritolays/Wolves on the Dow/Witch worries

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“Fuck you, Bames!”

Sliderin’ this way and that/What if gays were regular/Grampa Bolts fucks our shit/Frogs In Space/Kyle is real miffed now/Get your ass behind the babyshield/Kyle chatted it up with his bud Patty/Look at this fat piece of shit/Dicksnippin’ is fine/Guitar talk/More love handles/Dragon’s Crown has got our knickers in a twist/Rape games with Bames/Vote with your dollars/Cacklin’ hens/Keep your old shit

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“I think people should start jumping off of buildings and taking selfies on the way down.”

Sicky O-Ricky/Wheels wheels wheels/Movie posters/Kyle’s continuing Omegle adventures/Bitches and cash and happiness/Write an essay on the corruptions of the Zion/Philosophical shit for a while/Ol’ Grampa Bolts causin’ a ruckus/Orion needs to go on the internet/Did you ever play/Sarah stops by/Those abs are the bomb/Em writes hot fanfics/Fuck marathons anyways/Sex slaves/Flenis killed Hitler/Tittooing/Naps/HOW CAN YOU NOT CUM/Paul sponsors lilnips.tv/Flenis is like a British retard/Sliders

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“Sometimes a turtle’s face could look like labia, if you stuck a firecracker in its mouth.”

Orion looks like an old woman/Minimum wage isn’t great/Cloud Atlas/Bioshock is for faggots/Sarah wants to make fun of old women/Graveyard chillin’/Pugs are like dog retards/Every pet sucks/Orion’s Playhouse/Stuff is weird you guys/Kicking kids isn’t that strange/Delinquents and Bames/List segment/Fat fuck grey/Stirrup pants/Loins and uppity kids/Portugoose calls in/Wooing jews/Merman/Urethra turtle/Georgia is catching up/Sorry, blacks/Mario Paint/James Pond/Video game memories

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“I’ve been vegan for seven years but my guts have always felt kind of funny, then I did a coffee enema and all this venison fell out!”

Special guest Orion/Good Friday/Matza and gefilte fish/Jews are in style/Lil Wayne is a swell guy/Website was down/Orion’s hot pic/Dish Rag is a real creepo/Orion hates deaf people/Billiards Music is real nice/Gettin’ up on rooves/Chattin’ with Brandon about his cool band/Flenis calls in with some deep shit/Simulations and eye tests/Orion is getting into the enema crowd/The most nonchalant cow in the world/Bames is the best/Google Glass is some lame shit/Metal Gear Solid V is lookin’ neat/Em talks about Giger planes/All these me-mes/Equals signs are too mainstream/Marriage is for dumb people anyways/Kyle and Em’s sexy babies

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“Now they’re just end tables that I want to fuck.”

Orion’s not here, so how about Luke and Conrad/Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-Un: Buddies 4 lyfe/Kyle’s dead uncle made a song/Transgendered people are a buncha wimpz/Robot/More tranny granny panties/Get your parts all carved, whatever/Who the fuck is Kate Upton/Everyone send Kyle drugs/Ghosts and mothmen/Back to the robot/Punch ‘er in the cunt/Negative tropes aren’t a thing/Sports are for fuckin’ nerds/Chun Li rules, feminism drools/Great game idea/Fuck yourself, activists/Assisted suicide gets ten out of ten nooses/Homelessism/John had a baby/Asians are aliens/Ogus packs probably won’t happen/Kickstarter/Accident stories

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“Oh man. I could talk about white nationalism all day.”

Kyle just woke up/Kyle got a hard drive/Ladies crashin’ planes/Women are like MMA fighters/Anita Sarkeesian hates video games/Zex and Sarah call in and hate women/Teams are gay/Bames trips all over himself but kind of makes a point/Sarah has a question/Fernando loves Nippon/Flenis watched ponies/Cartoons/User nicknames/Bames song/Cool music things/The internet girlfriend stories/Kyle’s mom wrote a book/Flenis has robopockets/ABBA/Interesting story/Vegans and lab meat/Robots are the future/Rippin’ ‘em off/Poopy butts/White nationalism/Kirbypocalypse Now

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“Flenis? Have you seen my cleavage?”

Kyle is sleepy/Red Bar hates DHT/DolphinManTiger/Tim calls in with Weeabeach stories/Women’s history month/Mecha/More fallopian tubes/Seein’ that puss/Boobs are gross/Audio problems/Kyle got a hard drive/Leia is back/Orion has some crazy fantasies/Old people/Em recommends the Comfort Wipe/Sarah thanks Kyle and Bames/Stupid drawn-out work bullshit/We’ve got a trash-talkin’ Aussie/Orion watched Air Bud 2 and he hates retards/Autism is great/Camel robots fucking with string/That Flenis boy/Slow Loris/As if/English is all sorts of fucked up/Our listeners are weird/Australia/Knives on airplanes/Our mocospace friends/DHT is a real man now/Race car bed/Australia

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