I Just Had a Terrible Thought with Kyle and Orion

Only dog in the NFL!

Kyle bought a vehicle/Getting rides from coworkers/Alicia Keys and fat women getting fucked/Butt-sex the musical/Butt smell ruins everything/Castle is over!/Back to butt smell/Headphones are the worst/Give ‘Em a Voice!/Francoise/Ignatius P. Redenbacher/Asian Shop Teacher/New York Boob Guy/Rob Paulsen’s podcast/Rape music for babies/BabyBjörn boners/Leland is crawling/Avengers/North Carolina is gay/Doov’s anti-picnic table commercial/ADD and ADHD/Bullying memories/Soda cans vs. soda bottles/Listen to STARcast/Only wieners get bullied/Nature vs. nurture and emotional intelligence/Restaurant stories/Poopy Bary goes to prison

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That means people who aren’t like robots with boogers hanging out of their nose.

Kyle is the meanest and he ruined Whiskey Boys/People are too fragile/Let’s listen to Super Heavy/Kyle’s dad is losing it/Baby toys/Aldermunch/New segment: Give ‘Em a Voice!/KJSisco’s Operation Adult/Four naked dudes locked in a room for four weeks makes for a terrible party/Mother’s Day and Father’s Day/Happy Cinco de Mayo/Adrock, my favorite Backstreet Boy, is dead/Crazy things we’ve eaten/MissNic is alive/”Someone laughed at me on the internet!”/Sleepy time

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Premium Pickle! Totes gay.

Eris does like girls/God Bless America/Kyle says yes to live music/Awkward dancing is awkward/Yesterdog/Premium Pickle/JP’s Radio Drama/Orion hates anime/Cartoon villains/Leland the Last Dinosaur/Work safety/Splitting up couples/Hair talk/Jeff’s email/Homeless people are terrible/The show broke/Voices we like/Voices we hate/Christian Cerpa Part 1: Random does not equal funny/Sexy girl outfits/People doing college wrong/Robots are way cooler than dragons/Christian Cerpa Part 2: Death Metal is misguided/Poopy Barfy isn’t racist/Kate & Leopold/Pizza guy voicemail/Shelby’s musical pajamas

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Spider in Leland’s room: what do we do?

Kyle’s Secret Project/Scary job offers/Kyle guested on Whiskey Boys/Kitten murder is like porn/Radio Drama drama/Orion’s neighbors are crazy/Soup is not gravy/Being a dad means being terrified of spiders/Babies are like dogs that learn to talk/Praying to Leland/Butt-plug tails/Perverts need to start fucking different animals/4chan/The true meaning of goatse/Why, Kangaskhan!? AHHHH/TRUE STORIES/Hitch hikers smell/Eris thinks girls are icky/Some song Roommate John likes/Alpha ProtoCounter buttons/Summer movies/Tiny black poop-miners/Show notes!

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I wanted to be a gymnast but I’m too fat and uncoordinated so they just handed me a flag and told me to run.

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Well It’s clear I’m masturbating to Mom! She’s HOT!

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Even if some smoking gun came out, like a photo of Michael Jackson elbow-deep in a five year old, I still would like the song “Bad”.

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Meanwhile there was an ant holocaust in the name of science.

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I don’t know why burn victims make me laugh, but they do.

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Slitting your wrists in a bathtub. Hilarious!

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