“‘Cause you’re fat!”
Tonight Bames will be the one eating a turtley stew! Nick Searcy hates fatties, and Capcpom is not making enough gal games. It gets real deep real fast, guys. It’s Brak History Brunch, everybody!! Matt has a heart-to heart with our very own flenis about #lent, and flappy bird is for flappy NERDS. Glitches are cool, and Metroid Prime is NOT!!!
“You could have a mermaid dad that’s like a long-distance dad.”
Kyle killed a whole family of dads! Everyone’s gettin’ old, and Kyle played a melon game. Backlash calls in to talk about doing meth and voodoo. Sarah <3s the show, and one man’s skeleton is another man’s treasure. Purple babies are so hot, and Vanilla Ice is the coolest. Mall cops hate goggles, and poopman saves the day.
“Bames, how many dreamcatchers do you own?”
Happy Valentine’s Day! Kyle got some cool boots, and women love Draculas on their underwear. Nigerians are eatin’ up some heads, and Bames had a bad time watching porn with his friend. Em loves touchin kid bodies, and dogs are retarded. Kyle is a math retard, and Britton has the magic pipes. Bames is a goddamn child, and legos are pretty cool!
“Tails Doll. Tails Doll. Tails Doll.”
Bames is sober, and Kyle had no website! Wow! George Zimmerman is gonna lose his mind, up in here, up in here. Meanwhile, it’s BLACK HISTORY MONTH!!! Ice T cannot understand fiction, and Sonic is back in blue-arms. Flenis fell of his quad bike, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman is died. Japanese Beethoven is a phony, and McGruff really was a crime dog I guess. Everyone’s playing Euro Rape Simulator 2014, and dickgirls are not our type. Flappy Bird sucks a flappy weiner, and Mighty No. 9 is getting ahead of itself. Kyle hates Metal Gear, what a dweeb! Video games really suck, y’know. Robots are cool.
“A real Japanese woman looks like an Eskimo who stole something.”
Bames and Don are here, and it’s time to pull some cross-faces! The boys make some cool tunes that nobody can hear because of skype, and Kyle has been pod-sleepin’ around. The show needs money, and the Zim-Zam’s new Let’s Play channel is takin’ off. Bames is a most refined anime professor, and Kyle is doing video game math. Bames loves clothes that make him look gay.
“That guy is super cute.”
Happy chill-cast, everyone! Sit down by the fire with an anime rap. Kyle and Bames watched some very special cartoons, and Lil ‘Za was FRAMED, DAWG. The Nerdist podcast does not deserve a documentary, and Bames and Zex have not watched enough television. Em loves all the same things as Kyle, and we’re all living a nightmare. Physical media is cool, and Zex’s child is ripe for comedy.
“We should have fruit banks I think.”
Kyle is hubbin’ grubs all over town! Bames and Kyle have been watchin’ a buncha movies, and at least one of them was good. Bames has been playing so many video games, and Kyle went on a girl’s night out. The boys are great big teases who get into fights, and Bames is living his dreams now! Kyle cried at a robot movie, and computers are people too. These Social Justice types just tire us out, man. Six lemons is apparently enough to commit robbery over, and food is our favorite.
“Give the kid a teddy bear and a stick of butter and he’ll be fine.”
Kyle is riding the new doge-market wave, and it’s got nowhere to go but UP! Turns out cops ain’t so bad all the time, and Kyle has a YouTube channel again. Bames calls in to talk about Sherlocks and Jack Bauer. War is like the dumbest thing ever, and let’s all go have a cup of spaghetti at the retardstaurant! Sea creatures are the next big thing in gaming, and this man desperately needs a banana. Some nerd dad got atomic wedgied, and Mike the Pastor makes us very angry. So do video gamesters. If you like video games, fuck you.
It’s the year of the horse, you cocks! We did a New Years show that was MAAAD BALLLRRR, so Kyle’s completely out of shit to talk about. Turns out a certain listener is a real #NICEBAMES, and Sarah’s dad loves shirts! We rap about periods and the like, and Kyle Omegles a man down. Metal gear is pretty weird, and Sarah’s dad also loves crabs! I’m gonna stop eating because gays, and apparently we should all be investing in this magic ghost robot full of bees. Sean Ryan is a tall, villanous figure with his own video-based game! Horror games are pretty bad most of the time, and Sarah goes in for the kill. Our old pal flenis calls in and reads us a spooky story! It’s so scaaaaryyyyy!!! Eventually we think up a few of our own. Turns out asexuals aren’t the ultimate beings like Bames thought. We learn how to pick up CHIX, and Zex’s child is an anime.
We did a live stream for New Year’s, and this is it! Enjoy!