“Now we are one!”
Cheating on Ronald McDonald/Shit-arm-guy comes clean/Drunk stories/Aldi’s wonderful pajama pants/Don’t put your head down/Male bonding/Just listen to music, man/Puke and fall down/
Pissin’ on clothes/Fag juice/Poppin’ it/Mystery blood/Puke and fall down again/Octoporn/iTunes is all fucked up
“I haven’t fucked a peach since.”
Very first wanks/Kid Orion shits where he wants/Briefs ain’t cool/Orion jerkin’ over preteen girls/Kyle’s love for a peach/Slimfast XTREME/Car fucker/GoGirl/
Kyle sings beautifully/Bosnians are unpopular minorities/Fuck you, pride dude/Orion shotguns a beer
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Kyle’s getting fat/Addiction/Orion’s eating habits/Orion’s coworker is a weirdo/Shit arm/Bullshitters/Kyle chugged some wine/Kyle’s Ice House buddy/
A large negro stole beer/Kyle never got breaks/Orion, the bottle rocket murderer/Kyle and his colorful hair/Woosh woosh lightsabers/How to identify an asshole/
Fuck the rain, I want gum/Talkin ’bout ‘bortions/Asshole team names/Show’s over, folks! Contact info ahoy!