“Dude, this has to happen.”
Shower pissing/Dreamy shitting contest/Daycare bitch/Tubing with Crippled Andy/Aldi steals/Leave a fucking Voicemail/Orion turns parties gay/Stranger boning/Fuck this, I’m sleeping in the woods/Don’t pee on me/Buddy showers/Fuck like a possum/Support dick/Facebook & stuff
“You might as well have just come out and yelled “hey everybody! I’m an asshole!” because that’s what everybody else heard anyway.”
Austin hates Rednecks/Mortal Kombat is too sweaty/Hot Coffee/Manhunt/Jack Thompson is gonna take ‘em down/Fuck your wife/Racistdent Evil/Tower Invaders/Art fags/I’m not racist, you’re just stupid/Super Columbine Massacre RPG
“I love Magic Kitty.”
KJSisco is still awesome/Billiards Music/Wear your seatbelt/Married to an Aussie/Internet girlfriends/Furcadia/Magic Kitty/Shenanigans/Fascist Bastards/Nuke the homos/The store’s full of Nazis/Slurpee throwin’/Reckless/Ghetto punch/Thanks, Jackie
“Just wanted to let you know how great I think steak is.”
Austin wants vidjagames/Brandon Voicemails/KJSisco Promo/Bobbi Market puts steak in her snatch/Your god is a dick/The first of many hatefucks/Kyle & Orion are mild alcoholics/They tryna take mah cigs/Addiction Recap/Stickers/Don’t mail us anthrax/Aleene has a weird name/Russian comments
“Open the cock. Open my slut.”
Gary’s a real nutbag/Orion cries when he sees flocks of birds/Email from Austin/Dave agrees/KJSisco/If Atheists ruled the world/Girls are dumb/PETA loves animals to death/Crafty Cripple/BLPM/Aleene is a dude
