“I had a second to glance, and I could have swore, and it fucked with me, that my dad had, like, donuts in his ballsack.”
We be havin’ ribs/The only show/KJSynesthesco/Coffee is a flavoring/Tea/Stop banning shit/Kids don’t like cigarettes/Kyle’s losing it/Camel pretty goods/Huge-ass babby/Sexual misconceptions/Donut balls/Old women and vagina/Deaf assholes/Handicapable/Forum/Hi Mom
“In your FACE, other cancer patients!”
You belong with me/Kanye at the VMA’s/Obama is cool/Asperger’s is bullshit/Drunks are very social/FUCK YEAH SUPERCANCER/Happy 9-11, Google/At least you’re not bleeding to death/Money can buy happiness/Geese are asshole ducks/Ducks are gay/Dumpster fuckin’/Marlykins is paying us and you should too
“If I did know she was my mom… it’d be a coin flip.”
It’s too bad that you’re gay/Happy 9-11/Go inside, black people/Knockin’s for suckers/Awesome halloween costume/Move your ass/Homeless bike/Blasting music/Don’t copy that floppy/Propoganda/Super hot mom/Synesthesia/Mystery box/New audio equipment
“They’re like the X-Men of retards.”
Orion was in Chicago/Shitty directions/Paying for a tux/Designated driving/The Ghetto/Toll booths/Poetry bullshit/I have to pee/The solo showlo/Bookburning party/Inflation/Kyle macks on little kids/Beer Pong/Tubing is lame/Navy spy girl/Drunk topics/Military guy doesn’t like our jokes/Fake accents/Voice acting/Attaching faces to voices/Booktards.com/Coca Cola Ham/Video game beats/Austin wants to exist/Weird dreams/Bedtime
