“A superposition of a subatomic particle or some shit?”
Merry Christmas, nigs/Yakety sax/Sam Adams lighter fluid/Denny’s/Avatar/Kyle’s dad is pissed/Why is Orion so rapey/Christmas traditions that should die/I need backup, there are snowballs/Kids search for porn/Orion Explains It All: Schrödinger’s Cat
“Hey, man. Can I have those pants?”
Booger wall/Kyle’s stupid cousin/Drawing on naked chicks/Christmas movies/Muppets/Helping the homeless/Right vs Left brain/Kyle’s brain is messed up/Stealing presents while drunk/Gay toys/The bubbles are the bad guys/Rape club
“Do you not get raped?”
Kyle is a minister/Santa Claus/Imaginary friends/Inner monologue/Christian perspective/If you disagree, be cool about it/Weather chat/Mrs Wonderful/We need a PO Box/Drunk games are the best games/DYNGR/Censorship/Explosive gum/I want my burger done right
“I’m puttin’ honey on this bread. NOM NOM NOM NOM NO TIME TO PAY ATTENTION!”
Dead bees/Facebook games/UNO chattin’/Small talk is lame/More bees/Crystal Honey/Mail order brides/Sweat shops/Christmas stories/Miracle Whip/Having a facebook account will get you arrested/Atheists can’t have nice things/My Life Is Twilight/Hands in my ass help my pain/Funny censorship/Ratings/Burp
