“My mom’s so tight.”
Two days off/Email from Dad/Vidya games/Creative phases/Making games/I’m a Christian/Black Friday /This is why I’m hot/Dreams/Day of silence/Lefty Conservative/Mike’s friend/Austin’s back and he hates turn signals/Hamsandwichiare/Kwanzaa/Dave’s coming
“Chicken or steak, gentlemen?”
Turkey Talk/Way to go, Orion/Potluck/Office jobs/Turducken/Tech problems/168 a day/Poetry/Headline Mad Libs/Guests/PO Box/More guests/Spaghettios/2girls1cup/Seriously what the hell, Orion/Fuckin’ Dave/Don’t reward Kyle/Exploding paint/Use your blinkers/Superhero movies/TSA patdowns
“You’re not allowed to come in this room without a cake.”
Kyle’s work is silly/Changing/Workout songs/Classic rock/Customs/Veterans/Uniforms/Vaginamelon/Annoying pronunciations/Relationship stuff/Dr Horrible/Unwieldy footlong/Suddenly, trannies/Comic/Rap/The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure/Sociopath kids/Clean out your dick
“I need more illegal drugs.”
Kyle is a psychic/Mouth sounds/Gavin is offended/Niel Patrick Hairless/Orion’s birthday/Halloween party/Technical Difficulties/Cheating/Don’t be stupid/Still not smoking/Illicit drugs/Babies eating lemons/Dog comes back to life/Lawsuits/Smart people sleep late/Funny cat pictures
