IJHATT Episode #163

Love Dumpster

“Even if some smoking gun came out, like a photo of Michael Jackson elbow-deep in a five year old, I still would like the song ‘Bad’.”

IJHATT Episode #162

Black Assberries

“Meanwhile there was an ant holocaust in the name of science.”

IJHATT Episode #161

Cripple Girls

“I don’t know why burn victims make me laugh, but they do.”

IJHATT Episode #160

Screaming High-Pitched Dumpster

“Slitting your wrists in a bathtub. Hilarious!”

IJHATT Episode #159

Now That's What I Call Hot Dog

“The Avengers is a dumb fucking concept.”