“Hoist the main sails, faggot!”
Positive show/Everybody’s real nice/Lip Gloss song/Kyle likes the ponies/John’s bachelor party/You’ve got stories/Make me look sexy/Gay bar/Ex-roommate John/I can’t clean with people around/Alone time/Kyle can’t remember/Kyle remembers/Give ‘em a voice!/Gay hippie and Lumberjack boyfriend/Oscar Dibblethorpe/Peppermint guy/Stomach sponge/Saw blades for hands/Old-timey drill sergeant/Groundhog Day/Favorite non-Nazi experiments/Sex dreams/Sewing your kid’s ass shut/Weird flavors/Flavored alcohol is shit/Mom raped her daughter/Raphael Trujio is super Mexican/Orion the snake/Poopy Barfy is a sweet guy
“Worst episode ever?”
Not doing show notes for this one. Basically, I (Kyle) lost my marbles and made everything very uncomfortable. SO DRAMATIC!
“Only dog in the NFL!”
Kyle bought a vehicle/Getting rides from coworkers/Alicia Keys and fat women getting fucked/Butt-sex the musical/Butt smell ruins everything/Castle is over!/Back to butt smell/Headphones are the worst/Give ‘Em a Voice!/Francoise/Ignatius P. Redenbacher/Asian Shop Teacher/New York Boob Guy/Rob Paulsen’s podcast/Rape music for babies/BabyBjörn boners/Leland is crawling/Avengers/North Carolina is gay/Doov’s anti-picnic table commercial/ADD and ADHD/Bullying memories/Soda cans vs. soda bottles/Listen to STARcast/Only wieners get bullied/Nature vs. nurture and emotional intelligence/Restaurant stories/Poopy Barfy goes to prison
“That means people who aren’t like robots with boogers hanging out of their nose.”
Kyle is the meanest and he ruined Whiskey Boys/People are too fragile/Let’s listen to Super Heavy/Kyle’s dad is losing it/Baby toys/Aldermunch/New segment: Give ‘Em a Voice!/KJSisco’s Operation Adult/Four naked dudes locked in a room for four weeks makes for a terrible party/Mother’s Day and Father’s Day/Happy Cinco de Mayo/Adrock, my favorite Backstreet Boy, is dead/Crazy things we’ve eaten/MissNic is alive/”Someone laughed at me on the internet!”/Sleepy time