Monthly Archives: July 2012

IJHATT Episode #180

An Honest Beverage

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“I totally have a plan for the zombie apocalypse because that makes me quirky and unique, even though every fucking asshole my age who’s a man has one of these plans because we all think it makes us quirky and unique!”

No bugs/Kyle’s thoughts/Dreams/Nose problems/Mall playground adventure/Small children/Memories/DJ Hero is the business/Techno isn’t garbage, stupid/Honest beverage/Tea pitch/Deceptive pricing/It pays to be a dick/Pussy blog hates Madonna/Sexual assault/Kids dildoing each other/Trannies are like furries/Death penalty/Zombie apocalypse/Movie commentary/Suicide is selfish/Casino let man drink self to death/Job finding/Favorite cartoons/Arm wrasslin’/Batman has silly rules/Poopy Barfy’s Kiddie Korner/Touching kid wieners is totally okay/Talk to your kids/Anthropology/Well thanks, PB/Favorite Pokémon/Oily guys/Sex using food/Slumber party

IJHATT Episode #179

BatMassacre

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“Kind of like playing keepaway with my own succulent flesh.”

Kyle met some bugs/The Bugcanny valley/Swarms/Gossip/Kyle’s secret garden/Cute girl/Burger King ginger/Sarcastic asshole Muppet/Sesame Street memories/Come on, worms/Mom blog/You’re not my internet friend, Dad/Popsicle jokes/Gross baby story/Fred Willard’s jerkin’ it up/IJFACTS/Awesome videos/Robots are the future/The BatMassacre/Deep thinking/Different corns/Kyle is a free man/Orion needs to jerk more/Bames is a creepy creep but he’s still cool/Poopy Barfy’s wacky funtime/Racism is natural/Yo PB is wack/Pedophilia/More PB stuff/Dinosaurs

IJHATT Episode #178

Silly String

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“So he’s working his way down. Like what’s he gonna do next, a mouse? What are you worried about? Then it’s a fish. Then it’s a bug. Then he’s just using antibacterial soap.”

Orion’s back/Post-nasal drip/Twins II/The Amazing Spider-Man/Leaked Turtles script/Beetle/Bugs are stupid/Taking care of animals/Killing babies is like masturbating/Murderer guy/Livin’ the High Life/Kyle’s Donald voice/Demon Baby/Daniel Tosh is in trouble/Rape is fine/We’ve seen some shit/Fights/Proof that God isn’t real/Gay Mortal Kombat/Porn catalogue/Silk boners/Transformers/Nope/JP hasn’t heard us/Sequels/Worst bands/Superbass/Hollywood Undead/Momcast/Salesman/Dish Rag is the Riddler/Judd Nelson/Hot pink puzzle piece/Jerking is a chore/Black Paul is a chipmunk/Leland voice/Teletubby/Discoveries/Dave likes the ponies/Suave Jimmy Stewart/Is it weird?/Ponies, dawg

IJHATT Episode #177

Tent Town Kia

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“If you burn ‘em it’s kind of like a candied ham.”

Dave’s here/Playin’ some vidya games/Holy heat wave, Batman/Pony shirt girl/Gum is bad for your teeth/Straightening things out/Kyle’s such a nice man/New compressor/Slumber party/Getting things delivered/GEAV is on hiatus/Voiceman stuff/Give Dave a voice/Beer & ice cream/Auditioning/Voice placement/Impressions/Make sounds/Livin’ the High Life/Keeping the actors apart/Dave’s tips/More voices/How to make it sound good/Aliases/Angry John/1980′s Kill, Marry, Fuck/Drunk Leprechaun/Orion the talent booker/Wearing the shirt in public/Poopy Barfy has a problem/Drunkery/Meatwad/We’ll listen to anything/Bad Dudes/Them ponies/Things PB’s dog doesn’t like/Nature’s applicator/Dunkaroos/Ray Romano/Gary killed all the homeless people/Tent Town Kia