I Just Had a Terrible Thought with Kyle and Orion

…and I dump a bunch of what looks like scrotums into a blender.

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Thank god for the holocaust!

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I don’t want to hurt you but I also don’t like lying and hiding.

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Why don’t girls ever do backflips to impress guys when they’re adults?

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On my special day I want you to be uncomfortable.

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I was thinking: why would a guy have pockets stuffed full of bananas?

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I have just tricked you into giving me an idea of the size of your dick.

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Stabbing yourself in the heart: thumbs down, bro. That was a bad move.

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You don’t outline madness.

I (Kyle) am an idiot. At one point in this episode I said Facebook when I meant Twitter, and at another I said AC/DC when I clearly meant Van Halen. I was very tired. Please forgive me.

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Speaking of cum, I met your baby this week.

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