I Just Had a Terrible Thought with Kyle and Orion

The Avengers is a dumb fucking concept.

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I’m no girl and I’m no gay man, but if I was gonna bone one of the Salvatore brothers it would be Damon.

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I’ve seen some where I work. Some My Little Pony, uh, toys, and they appear… sexier?

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No show this week. Orion couldn’t make it out due to the weather again last night. I tried doing a show this morning but I’m in a crappy mood and it just wasn’t working. Sorry, guys. http://www.ijusthadaterriblethought.com/music/one.mp3

…and I dump a bunch of what looks like scrotums into a blender.

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Thank god for the holocaust!

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I don’t want to hurt you but I also don’t like lying and hiding.

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Why don’t girls ever do backflips to impress guys when they’re adults?

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On my special day I want you to be uncomfortable.

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I was thinking: why would a guy have pockets stuffed full of bananas?

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