As an agnostic, I don’t go to funerals for the person who died, I go to support the family. My mom died when I was 15, so that might have made me more sympathetic in these situations, even though I don’t believe in god.

Please keep up the good work and keep me laughing with what happens and has happened in your lives,

Cheers Kyle and Orion

Kevin.s (U.K)

3 more annoying halloween “treats” i’ve encountered that were not touched on in this episode
1.) Halloween themed pencils
2.) Sugar Daddy’s (Much like a Mary Jane on a Stick)
3.) Small bags of Microwave popcorn

Also watch Lewis Black’s rant about candy corn from his stand up special “The End” it’s quite hilarious

And if he kills the goose, well at least it will be a good story.

Seriously…? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK? That lady is crazay. I just… I think I just lost a million IQ points by listening to her talk. I can’t even form coherent thoughts about this. I just… by god, she is insane. =[

Their secret agenda is to promote meat-eating!

PS–Kyle’s bed is littered with CAT SKULLS.

but anyway:
awesome taylor swift cover!
fuck kanye west!
go obama!
fuck dumb google bitch!
love ducks!
fuck geese!
Kansas is fucked up!
Marlykins (Maria) is awesome!

I think that pretty much covers it.

Ducks are awesome. They have cute duck babies, they stay in the water, they chill with each other, they stay out of our way.

Geese are dicks. They go all over the course and poop on everything. Tee boxes, fairways, greens, all a toilet to them. And their geese babies are ugly.

Of course, I’m bias, as ducks have always been my favorite animal. The most awkward moment in my life was, when I was at dinner before prom with my date, she ordered duck. I could never look at her the same.

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Orion was right, the Super Bowl half-time show with Janet Jackson was organized and ran by MTV. After that, NFL released a letter of how much they now hate MTV now, and MTV can never do a half-time show for them.

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I know I’m an episode late with this, but a webcomic called Slackerz did a very nice piece on the anti-piracy thing and “MC DP”…

http://www.theslackerz.com/index.php?nav=Comic&Page=133

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On a completely off-topic note, have you seen this news story? In some town in South Carolina, the mayor passed a law the FORBIDS COPS TO CHASE CRIMINALS ON FOOT.

The local reporter, told to cover this story, tries his best to ask some honest questions to said mayor. The mayor ignores all concerns with the law and ridicules the poor sap.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2009/09/22/dnt.sc.no.foot.chase.wspa

It’s pretty entertaining.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7td88XwQSY

Has everyone seen ijhatt t-shirts on the ijhatt Facebook site? Is everyone Facebook friends with ijhatt? Yes, yes!

also; i’ve listened to the last episode, it was good but i can’t remember it.

all i’ve listened to of this episode is the intro and it’s fucking awesome

All in favor say EYE. (keep in mind that it will be AWESOME)

And yes, I was serious about the donation thing. Donating for past episodes, well, that’ll be donated little by little (especially anytime soon since end of month = bills to pay), but I’m going to go right now and donate the five dollars for this episode!

And hey, just a suggestion — if you guys talk about articles you’ve read on the internets, could you possibly link to the articles when you post the episode? Some of the articles/stories you read are stuff I want to link up my friends with — of course I’d be like “I heard this on IJHATT!” — but it’s more convenient to link to the article than say “Hear go listen to this episode at x minutes x seconds” or trying to summarize the articles. Just a suggestion!

Also I definitely promote you guys like crazy. I’m pretty sure most of my friends know about you guys, I don’t know if they listen on a regular basis but I’ve made most of them listen to some bits and pieces. And I’ve linked to you guys in the sidebar of my LJ and I’ve told people GO LISTEN!

Also, here’s a few interesting things that may entertain you!

Banks offer free strip show to Irish students; Bank pulls promotion and says it didn’t know about ‘exotic dancers’: http://www.irishcentral.com/news/Banks-offer-free-strip-show-to-Irish-studentd-58499502.html

The Onion Keeps On Embarrassing Newspapers — “Two Bangladeshi newspapers, The Daily Manab Zamin and New Nation, have been forced to apologize to the public today after having regurgitated a news article taken from The Onion website which claimed the Moon landings were faked.” http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/09/04/the-onion-keeps-on-embarrassing-newspapers/

And finally, a youtube video:
“Fellayshe-O ® — Anxious? Depressed? Have You Considered Getting Head?” Finally, an inexpensive anti-depressant that works: Blowjobs. Better than, Ability, Prozac, Lexipro, Zoloft, or any similar drug on the market. This all natural prescription is fast acting to keep you how you want to be. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwRUyCICLvo

Anyway, I’m off to go watch a movie. Thanks for another great episode, Kyle and Orion!

Just kidding, of course; I’m a straight-up ijfann. You guys deserve every penny.

As someone who is paid to say words, there is NOTHING more infuriating than someone saying “Voice acting would be a sweet job! All you have to do is talk!” It’d be like me saying “Being a surgeon would be an awesome job! You make a lot of money and all you have to do is cut people open and cut some stuff and stitch them shut! GOLD MINE!” Voice acting is a blast, this is true. But to make a living doing ONLY voice acting, you’ve got to be incredibly learned/lucky/good at self-promotion.

So yeah, aside from the shit pay when you start out, voice acting is a blast. So I’ll say this: if it were that easy, everyone would do it. And the retard clients I deal with would finally realize that the facts that

A. Them voicing their own commercials yields pitiful results
and
B. Andrew Anthony gets six figures to say “EA Sports. It’s in the game.”

are very related.

So if you want to be a voice actor, great! Start taking acting lessons now, and expect to be hired on a retainer in about 8 years. After about 15, you should be making almost enough money to support yourself. If you want to do animation, decide whether you want to live in LA or Vancouver. If you want to do animation that isn’t anime, decide whether you want to live in LA or LA.

Also, we never include a picture with a voice acting resume for just that reason — we don’t want to be subconsciusly typecast based on our physical looks.

Kanye’s a dick, for sure. Have you seen this amazing photograph of him? The link’s through The Onion, but it’s a genuine RS cover.
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/kanye.article.jpg

Ah, well. “Touch The Sky” is still a great song.

“Give me that bread!” Love it. Seagulls as annoying gay guys = awesome.

I love that bird Orion’s talking about. I think I first saw that at his place; April and I had brought Planet Earth over. That bird can do better. His girl-bird better hope he doesn’t realize that.

It’s an almost-spiritual experience. Maybe I should ditch Christianity and help found IJHATTianity? With dual-gods, Kyle & Orion. Who wants to help me write the IJHATTianity bible??

Now, back to the episode: blacks!

As for this whole Russians thing, go USA and all but the Russians have my love and fondness. But they’re fun to make fun of. But who isn’t though?

P.S. John and Marlyman sitting in a tree, etc.

VIVA LA REVELUCION!!!

the closest thing I have to synesthesia is every now and then two completely insignifigant things would happen at the same time and my memory would forever link the two of them together, for example once when I was little I was watching an episode of “Hey Arnold” and my mom had made me tater tots for lunch. nothing memorable or noteable happened and yet for some reason whenever I would see that episode I would imediatley think of tater tots. and to this day when I eat tater tots I think of that episode.

It is a little known fact that he was actually Australian. His parents went to the country, but they were really aliens from Mars.

Jesus, get your literary history straight! You shame me, John K.

I love reading! Don’t blaspheme like that, you terrible person! And I’ve read some Nabokov so step off. You hurt me deep, John K. Deep. I’m going to go cry now!

I’ve heard of syneswhatever before (I’m on my phone and don’t have a dictionary handy to figure out how the hell it is spelled) but it intrigues me greatly. I watched a short five minute or so clip about it on current.com once, and I’ve read articles about it. Stuff like that interests me anyway; sue me for being weird. Anyway, yeah, what you described sounds pretty much like what it is. And from my understanding (which is limited so I could be wrong), people who have it don’t actually have any visual hallucinations, it is more of a mind-thought thing. But I could be wrong. I’m wrong a lot.

As for donations — I am going to go ahead and call about what I intend to donate. It should make you happy. At least I hope. It is just to show you guys how much I enjoy the show and want to support it.

Keep on rocking! And ps: HI JOHN K, MY INTERWEBS HERO!

its not hard to pick up the phone… i just dont call in cause i would be pulling something out of my ass sometimes… and those calls sound retarded.

as for last weeks show, i was going to call in about how you would hear someone’s voice and then see them and not associate the two together… i had the same when you two posted your photo. i thought kyle sounded like the stronger leader and that orion sounded like a chill person who would get distracted by shinny things.