I Just Had a Terrible Thought with Kyle and Orion

IJHATT Episode #224 I Don't Wanna Grow Up

Kyle — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 06:08:08 +0000

“Kyle will bitch about a cripple on YouTube lifting weights.”

Kyle let the dogs wear short shorts/Orion’s crazy mom/Shit’s going down/Reading is not important/Orion is a Toys R Us kid/Aldi doesn’t give a fuck/The internet time capsule/Let it roll/Religionz/Flenis’s wishy-washy mom/Scouts/Pinewood derby/Return of the mysterious banana/All these new guys/Other shows/Contact requests/Armchair Anglers/Metal Gear Solid voice acting/It’s just the internet/ChoriQueso/India is fucked up/Crimes are easy/Kids make Kyle nervous/College funds/How to say things/Snuffleupagus/Alaska/More how to say things

IJHATT Episode #223 Skudge

Kyle — Sun, 09 Jun 2013 05:03:53 +0000

“It’s sort of a rape if you get a gremlin wet.”

Live! With Em and Bames!/Who let the dogs wear short shorts/British weirdos/A pretty song for Em/Free Jafar/Bone-ana bread/Em’s House/Skudge/Dick troubles/Alpha Counter promos/Slashfics/Native Americans/Wise old Kyle/Dehumanizing stares and other voodoo spells/Apple Jacks/Baby filling/Give it up Chad/The funnies/Em goes places/Thought about a parrot/Banging out/Em’s therapy/Obamaquik/Robbery story/Fuck Vine

IJHATT Episode #222 Too Much Mustard

Kyle — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 03:38:54 +0000

“Get some calves or get teen pregnant. That is basically the moral of the story.”

Kyle’s skin is manwich/Hitler is sounding pretty good/Shorts and sandals are for gay dads/Women need calves/Orion got a love poem, skeet skeet/Kyle’s pee tears/Classic Orion masturbating to rape/Post-coital depression/Vaginas are gross/Kyle’s whiskey dick story/Sex isn’t slow-mo/Kyle can’t make fun of Em/Kevin Frost is the craziest motherfucker/Orion’s vlog/Kyle meets the little red mites again/Kyle loves whore makeup/Double Swedemen/Computer freaks out/Spats/Toomuchmustard.com/Babysmacks.com/Em helps out/Cock nest monster/Asshole cabbies/Swedes are the master race/Em gets harrassed/Kyle might touch a butt/Anita Sarkeesian takes down the patriarchy/Leland has a sweet mullet/Vinni Puh

IJHATT Episode #221 I Want To See Your Mixer

Kyle — Sun, 26 May 2013 14:18:09 +0000

“Your wife sounds very sexually attractive. I’m going to fly her to America, put her in a bathtub, and tell her she’s fucking rich.”

Professional/Kyle airs his dirty laundry/Moms oughtta grow some brains/Kyle and Em have a feelings fight/Em’s cool story/Meatface/Kevin Frost diss track x2/Kyle steals his new best friend’s wife/Flenis and chad crash the party/The Xbox another/Games these days/Retardeds pumping iron doesn’t make for a good inspirational video

IJHATT Episode #220 Believe It or Not

Kyle — Sun, 19 May 2013 01:34:47 +0000

“If there was video of it it would be one of those shock websites like Lemon Party.”

Clipping/The circle of gummi/Kyle knows what he’s doing/High-speed dog fuckin’/Hat man jam/Radical Bames-spite promo/Shop talk/We’re so negative/Ripley can’t believe shit/Slip n slide/Orion’s dad pushes back the jungle horde/Good samaritan/The face is all that matters/Your needs are disgusting, Mom/Desperate divorcees/You hornballs are grossin’ us out/Kyle knocks ‘em down a peg/Bill Paxton was great in Twister/Make your own family/Downercast/Bames calls in about sexy man posters/Eat your heart out, Syria/Penny Arcade/Bringing things back/Nerds ruining everything/The tragic tale of John Goodman/Deej/Nursery rhymes and racist old people/Nintendough more like/Surfin’ Berg/Drug deals/Get better at singing, everybody/Mirrors/Names/Swedeman’s weed facts/Derailing trains/9-11/Turtles/Queen is metal/Robots are cool

IJHATT Episode #219 Pocket Ridin'

Kyle — Sun, 12 May 2013 01:59:24 +0000

“When you shit your own pants as a grown man it is the loneliest moment in your life.”

Orion has old-man injuries/Kyle totally shat himself/Flenis and Chad are a buncha nerdz/Chadtunes/Sean tells a tale/Spraying piss all over/Flenis is so 2003/Monkeybars/Orion calls from the webspace/Fallopian poops/That pushbroom guy is an asshole/Lord Regent Abercrombie declares fatties to be losers/12 cakes is not okay/Who’s More Racist: Reloaded/Flenis is just the worst/Give us your best moments/How do Gummi Bears get made/How does anything get made/Fernando calls in about food/Slip sliderin’ around/Star Trek reset button/Kyle is in a funk/Emfics/Defense mechanisms/Why horses suck

IJHATT Episode #218 Danny Dorito

Kyle — Sun, 05 May 2013 15:48:53 +0000

“It’s ok. I won’t tell anybody.”

Kriss Kross lives on/Racism is over, everyone go home/Mindy calls in for some reason/Moms playin’ games/Bames is a dirty Mick/Eris is a mysterious figure/Jim Sterling wants more kisses/Mindy gets called out/Weed, weed, the miracle fruit/They found a wheel/Those swedes/Bee plus/Moose elk/X-mans/Cookin’ up some napalm/Who’s More Racist: Tournament Edition/Orion hates dwarves/Oh don’t worry I won’t tell/Give retards jobs/Chad Bowie/Fun dip/Danny Dorito/Fritolays/Wolves on the Dow/Witch worries

IJHATT Episode #217 Slidering

Kyle — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 03:33:54 +0000

“Fuck you, Bames!”

Sliderin’ this way and that/What if gays were regular/Grampa Bolts fucks our shit/Frogs In Space/Kyle is real miffed now/Get your ass behind the babyshield/Kyle chatted it up with his bud Patty/Look at this fat piece of shit/Dicksnippin’ is fine/Guitar talk/More love handles/Dragon’s Crown has got our knickers in a twist/Rape games with Bames/Vote with your dollars/Cacklin’ hens/Keep your old shit

IJHATT Episode #216 Jew Gold Can't Buy Happiness

Kyle — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 02:37:52 +0000

“I think people should start jumping off of buildings and taking selfies on the way down.”

Sicky O-Ricky/Wheels wheels wheels/Movie posters/Kyle’s continuing Omegle adventures/Bitches and cash and happiness/Write an essay on the corruptions of the Zion/Philosophical shit for a while/Ol’ Grampa Bolts causin’ a ruckus/Orion needs to go on the internet/Did you ever play/Sarah stops by/Those abs are the bomb/Em writes hot fanfics/Fuck marathons anyways/Sex slaves/Flenis killed Hitler/Tittooing/Naps/HOW CAN YOU NOT CUM/Paul sponsors lilnips.tv/Flenis is like a British retard/Sliders

IJHATT Episode #215 James Pond

Kyle — Sun, 07 Apr 2013 03:21:19 +0000

“Sometimes a turtle’s face could look like labia, if you stuck a firecracker in its mouth.”

Orion looks like an old woman/Minimum wage isn’t great/Cloud Atlas/Bioshock is for faggots/Sarah wants to make fun of old women/Graveyard chillin’/Pugs are like dog retards/Every pet sucks/Orion’s Playhouse/Stuff is weird you guys/Kicking kids isn’t that strange/Delinquents and Bames/List segment/Fat fuck grey/Stirrup pants/Loins and uppity kids/Portugoose calls in/Wooing jews/Merman/Urethra turtle/Georgia is catching up/Sorry, blacks/Mario Paint/James Pond/Video game memories

IJHATT Episode #214 The Goose is Loose

Kyle — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 01:23:49 +0000

“I’ve been vegan for seven years but my guts have always felt kind of funny, then I did a coffee enema and all this venison fell out!”

Special guest Orion/Good Friday/Matza and gefilte fish/Jews are in style/Lil Wayne is a swell guy/Website was down/Orion’s hot pic/Dish Rag is a real creepo/Orion hates deaf people/Billiards Music is real nice/Gettin’ up on rooves/Chattin’ with Brandon about his cool band/Flenis calls in with some deep shit/Simulations and eye tests/Orion is getting into the enema crowd/The most nonchalant cow in the world/Bames is the best/Google Glass is some lame shit/Metal Gear Solid V is lookin’ neat/Em talks about Giger planes/All these me-mes/Equals signs are too mainstream/Marriage is for dumb people anyways/Kyle and Em’s sexy babies

IJHATT Episode #213 Take Your Shoes Off and Make a Baby

Kyle — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 05:38:52 +0000

“Now they’re just end tables that I want to fuck.”

Orion’s not here, so how about Luke and Conrad/Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-Un: Buddies 4 lyfe/Kyle’s dead uncle made a song/Transgendered people are a buncha wimpz/Robot/More tranny granny panties/Get your parts all carved, whatever/Who the fuck is Kate Upton/Everyone send Kyle drugs/Ghosts and mothmen/Back to the robot/Punch ‘er in the cunt/Negative tropes aren’t a thing/Sports are for fuckin’ nerds/Chun Li rules, feminism drools/Great game idea/Fuck yourself, activists/Assisted suicide gets ten out of ten nooses/Homelessism/John had a baby/Asians are aliens/Ogus packs probably won’t happen/Kickstarter/Accident stories

IJHATT Episode #212 Pocket Alloy

Kyle — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 19:31:42 +0000

“Oh man. I could talk about white nationalism all day.”

Kyle just woke up/Kyle got a hard drive/Ladies crashin’ planes/Women are like MMA fighters/Anita Sarkeesian hates video games/Zex and Sarah call in and hate women/Teams are gay/Bames trips all over himself but kind of makes a point/Sarah has a question/Fernando loves Nippon/Flenis watched ponies/Cartoons/User nicknames/Bames song/Cool music things/The internet girlfriend stories/Kyle’s mom wrote a book/Flenis has robopockets/ABBA/Interesting story/Vegans and lab meat/Robots are the future/Rippin’ ‘em off/Poopy butts/White nationalism/Kirbypocalypse Now

IJHATT Episode #211 Designing Women

Kyle — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 02:04:04 +0000

“Flenis? Have you seen my cleavage?”

Kyle is sleepy/Red Bar hates DHT/DolphinManTiger/Tim calls in with Weeabeach stories/Women’s history month/Mecha/More fallopian tubes/Seein’ that puss/Boobs are gross/Audio problems/Kyle got a hard drive/Leia is back/Orion has some crazy fantasies/Old people/Em recommends the Comfort Wipe/Sarah thanks Kyle and Bames/Stupid drawn-out work bullshit/We’ve got a trash-talkin’ Aussie/Orion watched Air Bud 2 and he hates retards/Autism is great/Camel robots fucking with string/That Flenis boy/Slow Loris/As if/English is all sorts of fucked up/Our listeners are weird/Australia/Knives on airplanes/Our mocospace friends/DHT is a real man now/Race car bed/Australia

IJHATT Episode #210 Girl Plumbing

Kyle — Sun, 03 Mar 2013 01:23:15 +0000

“I’ve never seen my taint and I’m sure it’s not a nice place to be.”

Bames is threatening Orion’s job security/Aldi’s not dead/New website/Love your labia, you crazy whore/Newgrounds is Kyle’s kryptonite/Terrifying robots also/Our new website is eye-popping!/Kyle’s hard drive is knockin’ on death’s door/Baby Kyle is very prolific/Ass fuzzies/Multitude-of-service-bot/Fuck you and your happiness/Censorship is for big ‘ol babies/Popeless/BLACK HISTORY MONTH!/Bringing Down the House is actually terrible/Old shows/Scary rape dream/Adderall helps, depressed kids/Em loves us so much and she’s not drunk/Magician spambots/Orion finds some wack business through Spotify

IJHATT Episode #209 Bamescast

Kyle — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 18:50:14 +0000

“You’re colorblind and you buy a game called ‘Telling the Difference Between Red and Green’.”

Aldi has the sickness so Bames is here/Life: Not even once/New website, dawgs! It’s so rad!/Bames is a gay guy who hates good things/Fuckin’ laws man/Playstation 4s and Xboxes and WiiUs and PCs with Chadbeats and Lucky Mike/Japanese games are so much more kawaii desu~/Engines/Gay technology is gay/Bames is a real Bames/Metal Geeeaaaarrr/No more games/Sarah has anxiety and anger issues/Rent/Toxic mice/Equestria Girls is a Steam Box/Bames is afraid of getting his rectum pulled out/No Blaxtory Month this week

IJHATT Episode #208 Beyoncé

Kyle — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 05:55:18 +0000

“Suck a dick, Carl Sagan, you dead pothead.”

We blew our load already/Intro music/Kyle is fiending hard/Kyle’s friend Brian showed him a poop picture/General etiquette/Puppyskins/Kyle is manic/Fighting with parents/Role-playing/Internet girlfriends/Playgrounds and poop fumes/Emotionally broken children/Space is fucking nuts man/No comments/We took a real long break/Risk your job to listen live/Regionalization/Golden Corral/Strict bosses/Kyle has a great package/BLACK HISTORY MONTH!/Barbershop 2: Electric Boogaloo/Hilarious awful celebrities/Fat people falling down/Fat misery/This Dorner guy/MAGNETIC ANTS OH MY GOD

IJHATT Episode #207 I Ain't No Pro! I Fuckin' Make Signs, Dawg!

Kyle — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 06:44:00 +0000

“Put me in one of those white rooms you see in a commercial that never ends. You know? Like the Mac and PC guy are standing there while I’m fuckin’ fine bitches!”

Orion is back!/Kyle is seeing Carmageddon On Ice/The big NLO show/We have video now/Kyle has a potential roomie but probably not/Moving is the worst thing ever/Kyle used to be a real douche-guy/BLACK HISTORY MONTH!/Taxi was mad wack yo/Black people and movies just go together so well/Star Trek is actually kind of great/Orion tried to activate a phone/Revive the ding-dongs/Gross poop talk/Who doesn’t like breakfast food seriously/Limited edition beers are for assholes/Bames was abused/Mutant grandmas/Kyle would be cripple Jason/Getting hit by cars is so dumb/Emails/Christie bought her song/Hedgehog population in dramatic decline/KiloKilo and his political stuff/The white rabbit hates black people/Yahoo Answers is a treasure trove of chuckles/Key and Peele sketch/Hootenanny music videos/Package/Kilo responds/Music videos are weird/Show’s over. Let’s keep talking/LinkedIn/Foursquare

IJHATT Episode #206 Bee is for Boring

Kyle — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 02:00:06 +0000

“theonlyshowontheinternet.com”

Live with Joey!/Last week retrospective/Kyle made a song and shirt/BLACK HISTORY MONTH!/The Secret Life of Bees is negro-riffic/The UStream bots are out of control/Lots of peeps on the line/Fucking Obamacare/Kyle’s work’s new “Wellness Program”/90s guilty pleasure songs/Em sent an email!/Woman with world’s largest hips/Naked guy does a bunch of crazy shit/Gay dogs in the news/Horse burgers/Worst prank ever/Black people and pastors don’t tip/Irish Mike loves blackface/”Racist” KFC commercial revisited/Food portions/Tea Time/Joey wants to move to England/Dicks are weapons/Let’s all expose ourselves in public/What were we talking about? Oh yeah! Em’s email/Snuffles will never go to Disneyland/Robot invasion/Turtle Team Mike confirms that Midget Gems aren’t real/Libertarians/”First do no harm”/Bottled water/Irish Americans/Revisionist religion/Irish Mike would date a furry because they’re nice to the disabled/Girlz/Turtle Team Mike looks just like Irish Mike’s friend’s Gundam/Video games

IJHATT Episode #205 Nobody Likes Onions

Kyle — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 14:15:01 +0000

“nobodylikesonions.com nloradio.com babingbongbang.com”

IJHATT Episode #204 Turtle-Headed Bitch

Kyle — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 03:59:29 +0000

“I’ve done a lot of research, and I don’t really believe in the Holocaust.”

Orion got coughed on/Djangos/Kyle is practicing black magic/Live show/Kyle’s new animal roommate has many a story to tell/Reading the chat/Getting away with crime would be super easy/Black people traps/Eating tiger faces/Catfish is pretty neat/This chat is wack/I’m afraid of kids, give me money/Teachers are lame/Porn teacher/Can I buy you a drink?/Orion recruited a listener/Special olympics/Biggest plot twists/Gay stroke/Em and her songs

IJHATT Episode #203 The DaJango

Kyle — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 02:14:03 +0000

“Make me bleed snakes, damn it!”

Orion’s sick as a chip/Kyle’s terrible song has been revealed/Bames calls in to talk about Jambo: Off the Chain/Mindy talks about peeing on tigers/Pickin’ fights/Witchcraft/Bames 2.0 and Lucky Mike call in/More magicks/Kyle wants to bleed snakes/Sean all up in this business/Mindy is totes crazy/Kyle casts a hex/Souls and spirits/Talkin’ bout the DaJango/This place is retarded

IJHATT Episode #202 Explicit Pony Podcast

Kyle — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 04:53:56 +0000

“We can have a Hot Beat-Off.”

IJRAP/Bames Gotta Go Fast/New Year’s stream was the best thing ever/A gift from Kevin/Kyle needs food so bad guys/WHERE’S MY ADDERALL/Delicious mouth sounds/Kyle’s pantaloon predicament/Shopping with girls/Shitty girlfriends and their shitty parents/Polyamory and dating and blecgh/Hot shirtless pic/Orion and his metabolism/Donation/ChadBeats the magical Mormon furry calls in for a wild ride/Masturbation stories from crazy people/All that crazy Mormon shit/Kevin is a Connecticut Elite mm hrmmm hmmmmmmm/Leland needs to grow up cool

IJHATT Episode #201 Schizophrenic Chipmunk Anime

Kyle — Sun, 30 Dec 2012 00:19:24 +0000

“You have to make dolls of yourselves to stuff with gems and cash.”

It’s the Alpha Boys show/Chinese Christmas/Fucked up car/Kyle is Pooh Bear/Worst day ever/Getting transportation/Kyle is one of a kind/It’s probably a scam/People keep giving us things/Things happened in a livestream/Let’s see how schizophrenic we are/Twitter/Eyeball meat/Oh Mindy/Free things please/Orion is angry and redundant/Fucking stop it you guys/Kyle and Bames are big fat weaboos/Shitty Rock a Doodle cousin/Kyle fux wit da Chipmunkz/We should form a cult/Awesome old shows/Nostalgia spreads/Toys/Black people eating money/Tell Kyle you listen

IJHATT Episode #200 Always Chip Your Hedgehog

Kyle — Sun, 23 Dec 2012 19:05:55 +0000

“Oh, I know where my hedgehog is at all times.”

Merry IJbichristmasversarycentennialpocalypse, nigs!/Kyle had a real bad day/Lifting our spirits/Bum fires/Complete turtle team/Alternative holiday carols/Distorted childhood memories/Revisited segments/Kyle’s Crush of the Week/Chip & Bianca: Rescuer Rangers/Christmas music/HO HO HO/KJSisco is still goin’ strong/12 days of IJHATT (Is strange)/Kevin Frost and Sean call in/Interview/Donations all over the joint/Mad Libs with the whole crew/We all got some gifts/Rain/TRUE STORIES!/Matty’s here/Interview 2/British Bames is in the house/One more story/Our favorite IJHATT memories/Shirts and more money/Hand-fucking/C_Jess calls in and is totally sugoi desu/Dick and ball touchin’/More Eris memories/Crazy messed up stuff/MissNic rebels/Dubstep email/Crazy decorations/Don’t talk about all your periods/Kevin blasts us/Peeby Beefy/Em found a voice exploit/Put up your dukes Matty/Nicolas hates gypsies so much/Ultra gay/This show is super crazy

IJHATT Episode #199 Thirth

Kyle — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 03:25:30 +0000

“Slow Loris. It’s not a Down syndrome girl. It’s an animal.”

Live with butt-dogs/Sexy words aren’t sexy/Kyle wants a million slow lorises/Circumcision/The obvious/Rash/Beekeeping/Thirth/Orion was attacked by jews/That chat/Bames scribbled some nauts/That school shooting everyone’s talking about/Dumb people are so dumb/Alien baby nightmare/Podcast tips/Orion went to a wedding/Tard makeout/Candy canes are alright/Foil candies/Skype test/Candies are so good/Skype problems everywhere/MissNic fixed it/Ghosts are super strange/Michael Mason is here/Baby names/Crazy Scrabbles/Robot/Episode 200 comin’ up! Be there or be square!

IJHATT Episode #198 Mohammed's Pointy Dick

Kyle — Sun, 09 Dec 2012 02:42:39 +0000

“If you grew up in a pit full of human shit and broken glass eventually you would come up with some games that required human shit and broken glass. That doesn’t mean it’s a good time!”

Live with O-Rozzle Bozzle/We missed you/Desktop/Snow can suck it/Skype buddies/Big religious talk/Gorgeous animationz/Emails with Bames/References/Picture day/Monuments are gay/Detroit/Singleframevideos.com/Fred Savage rapes DJ/Bug farms/Homeless guy pet/Try not to laugh oh man/Fooling sex offenders/Fat cops/Massive fart conspiracy/Robot/Hey break/We lost the second half oops

IJHATT Episode #197 Oh the Places You Will Go (Yiff Butthole)

Kyle — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 03:07:30 +0000

“You guys are all in the back talkin’, meanwhile we’re getting big black rubber dong buttfucked out here!”

Live with the turtle team/Eris is the best guy/Butt/Thanksgiving week/Pro-life van/Call in/Panty & Stocking/All that past life stuff/Chat/Shooting/Stupid job shit/Black Friday/Shitty Christmas gifts/Dragon dildos/Cody Baier grrrrr/MHG calls in and tells us about himself/Zex is here/Beer mixtape/Twist those toddler nipples/Deformities/Zex and Orion/Fucking with customers/Bames is a funny fella/Zex and Sean/Dog fuckin’/Nuke the homos/Drunk Speak & Spell/Singletist ableist bigotry/Siamese twins/Weird porn/Elmo is dead/Sleuthing about/Who would you do/Hostess is gone/Stream cut/What would you yiff/Orion goes to get cigarettes/Cody is like the worst guy/Circumcision/Nicolas is here/Butt/Hero Turtles/Orion is back/Usernames/Drawling/Motherly mode/Old stuff/We need money/Nipple twists revisited/Turn your radio down/Bames is an anomaly/Girls crushing food between their thighs/Cereal/Dreams are bogus/We need sleep

IJHATT Episode #196 All Up in the Inverted Castle

Kyle — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 22:42:11 +0000

“Cars are for gay guys. That’s why I drive a van.”

Live with Matt/Kyle’s impending suicide/New Mexico/Orion’s not here/Australia/Slumber party/Here’s Bames/Those ponies are gettin’ dark/Food of the Orient/Food amusement parks/Wings/Jews/Fans/Jennifer Garner is pregnant/Japanimations/Da Vinci Code/Comic books/P Shoe/Colorado/Beer names/Adam Carolla/Inverted castle/Nintendo/Turtle power/Jew puss/Joe Rogan/Bird’s nest/Animal fights/Horses/Dumb birds/Toys/Melinda & Don/Bangme.net/People call in/Bames is distracted/Conventions/Family/Job choice/Bitterness/One and the same/Take ‘em down a peg/Shipping/Eris is great/Telly shows/Twilight/Wicca and relationships/A GIRL IN THE CHAT/Brits/Technical problems 4 lyfe/Livestreams are neat/Twizzler talk/Hey Mickey/Black people music/Ah shit

IJHATT Episode #195 Taridacial

Kyle — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 23:50:47 +0000

“So she stuck a condom in her mouth? Better test her asshole.”

Live without alcohol/Last week was mad wack/All-out podwar/Little girl eats used condom/Gross-ery store-ies/The military isn’t that great/Silly movies/Taradacial/Elections are so silly/Kyle’s doing a Machinima/Horse shenanigans/NTK calls in and is revealed!/Drunk dialing stories/Website stalking/Podcasts influencing opinions/Our old stories/Wreck-it Ralph/Trenchcoat Mafia/Those ponies/Post some pics/PB loved last week/Train diner story/Kyle pees/Deep, dark secrets/Childhood homes/Bibles and women/iTunes is fucked up/TLC/Music groups/Happy medium/Talkin’ to the chat/Annoying teenager voices

IJHATT Episode #194 Twizzlers

Kyle — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 23:13:22 +0000

“We’re entering the domain of quantum mechanics when we try to talk about how many dicks Madden and Call of Duty can suck.”

Live with alcohol/We know all the tricks/Speed limits/Skype shit/Here’s Krafty Matt/Orion is lame/Pedophiles/Halloween/Maintenance/Pubes/Handing out candy/Saw for kids/Old Batman rules/Orion doesn’t know/Ghostbusters/Robot/Naruto dies, kill self/Love puppet/The search for Mr Hands/Post-sandy photoshoot/Kyle is insane/Schrödinger’s rapist/Shaving/Big candy fight/Lady parts/Matt’s exterminator stories/No World War III/Bames is here with an embarrassing story/Orion is so silly/Babies are stupid/Kyle goes nuts/Oh god what the fuck/Christie’s here/Happy karaoke time/All sorts of angry/Eris drew a picture/Madcast/Tired/Old people killing themselves/Wakeup rape/Eris and Paul/Kyle goes to pee/Gavin/Jobs/Sidekick/Taco Bell/Cody Baier/Best episode ever/Chuck E Cheese/Earthbound/I’m comin’ for ya/Dog chocolate/All tuckered out

IJHATT Episode #193 Spooky Stuff

Kyle — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 23:43:48 +0000

“There aren’t any dead black people in my apartment complex!”

Super spooky-sode/Dead black people’s eyeballs/Scary things/Silver ball candies/Spookies are dumb/Livestream with buddies/What the hecks Shukero/Gay demon/Bible stuff/Religious alignments/Deep shit/Pussy kids/Hide your masturbation/Niggas love Grits/Guy almost ate people/Halloween/Slenderman/Genital decoration/Ghost poop/Bug wondering/Breakfact/Samurai spiders/Violentacrez/Grow up, peeps/Lyrebird

IJHATT Episode #192 Sourdough Jack and the Ghost Trusters

Kyle — Sat, 20 Oct 2012 23:10:21 +0000

“He’s like, uh… the guy that wears the turtleneck sweater that works at like a hippopotamus graveyard.”

What’s up with frogs/Hard week/Kyle is an old man now/How to be human/Kyle needs dough/Homestuck talk/Orion’s crazy dream/Eris in the GR/Dropbox stuff/Stuff’s not gay anymore/Don’s JPop/Death threat/Identity/Trenchcoat mafia listeners/Awkward pizza/Body feelings/It’s tomorrow now/Random stuff/Super Smash Bros/Pokémon/Bond girls/Horse movies/Uncomfortable porn/Voicemails from friends/Bames sings/PB sings/PB introduces his family/Christopher Walken/Eris doesn’t like Seether/John met some guys/Kyle is sick

IJHATT Episode #191 Big Time Giraffe Lover

Kyle — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 22:17:16 +0000

“Hokey shmokes, Bullwankle!”

Old cartoons are bullshit/Trees and bugs/Nature channel/Broken phone/Weed reactions/Kyle likes Homestuck/Furcadia/Childhood shenanigans/Fuck giraffes/Sexy fat costumes/Email from Raf/Weeaboo faggots/Vyvyan/Horse fair/Best jobs/IJSONGS/Ironic phrases/Riddle/Ice cream cupcakes/Least favorite food/Youtube/Scary games/Funny last words/Arnold/Orion’s dad/Voicemail from Raf

IJHATT Episode #190 Yiff in Hell, Furfag

Kyle — Sat, 06 Oct 2012 20:34:38 +0000

“Might be on a hot dog.”

Gangsta ass shit/Orion is a real dad/NotTheKittens/Fat bitch throws a hissy fit/What a Furry Really Is/Best knock-knock joke ever/Save Aeris/Donation/Buttholes all over/Shadowfox did forum stuff/Best country to visit/Scary story shows/Smiley/Halloween costumes/Spooky stories/Fightbait TechPHX promo/Sister’s wedding/Too many posts/What makes Eminem neat/Bad taste in costumes/Arnold is back/Crazy dreams

IJHATT Episode #189 Animal Husbandry

Kyle — Sat, 29 Sep 2012 22:15:05 +0000

“It’s just a hassle to turn in a criminal.”

Animal talk/Breeding/Bugs/Husbandry/Names of stuff/Tower of Babel/Bible stories/Aldissaulted/Getting away with stuff/Vulva bleach/Black people are gross/Email from Bames/Nose problems/Spirits and Demons/Babydoll voices/Art Prize/We like everything Kat does/Without the Internet/Graphics/Politics/Kilo’s a nut/Robo-dubstep/Talking to bugs/Animals of various sizes/Horse relatives/Annoying songs/Shrink and grow people/Castle/Horsing around/Castle again/Red velvet/Simon/Steamrollered/Shukero is the new Dystrag/MissNic likes Shern/Krafty Matt/Poopy Barfy is offended/Ladies of IJHATT/Show’s gone downhill/Case cutting skillz/Physical therapy/Watcha got there/Leland talking

IJHATT Episode #188 Windows Update

Kyle — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 03:54:23 +0000

“If you’re gonna have sex with animals that’s how you should do it. You start fucking it and then you light its face on fire.”

Live with Orion!/Here’s Sean/Promos/Depression/Joke/Being sick/Anamanaguchi/Here’s Krafty Matt/Taco adventure/Shern’s voiceman story/Adventure Time crush/Racism/Horse talk/Birds are mean/Wild animals/Geese/Suicide girls/Carvings/Buttbonds/Stuff up the ass/NotTheKittens is back/Christie is sad/Photoshop blacks/Kids have it easy/Getting caught/How they met/Mermaid frills/Ron Perlman/Alien Resurrection/Escaped giraffe/Lighting animals on fire/Zoobooks/Animals ain’t right/Spiders/Bye Matt/Rule 63/Dragonball Evolution/Elephants and rhinos/Windows update/Bames is here/Sex life/Compost heaps/Suicide/Young girls/Poopy Barfy’s magical playhouse/Internet marriage/Windows update/Orion’s story/cat ladies/Burger with strength/Denny’s/Dystrag’s game

IJHATT Episode #187 Cat Food Gravy

Kyle — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 21:29:33 +0000

“There should be a movie made, a new Predator movie, where it’s horses versus predators.”

Orion’s back/While you were away/The boobs/Camping with girls/The Dark Knight Rises was ridiculous/JP made some things/Bring back the Whiskey Boys/Baby talk/Chris Brown’s new tattoo/Babies/Horses vs Predators/Black & White/Swastikas/Pajamas/Butt pic/Five Guys review/Videos/Asexuality/Poopy Barfy’s travels/Games as art/Just watch porn/Boobs/Follower/Christie’s bug updates/John is disappointed/Pruny masturbation/Shadowfox/Live show/Donation

IJHATT Episode #186 Puke Witch

Kyle — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 23:07:56 +0000

“You know what my favorite beer is? Narcissistic Pedantic Fuckhead.”

Live with Sean Ryan and Krafty Matt/Bugs are so wack/Bears/Robot trouble/Here’s Fightbait/Kyle went to a party/Dick rings/Party adventure/Alcohol arguments/Jack in the Box/Peeing/Cool names/Puke witch/The kid switch/Just kill everyone/Bugs are the worst guys/Bob’s back/Bye Matt/Here’s Poopy Barfy/Orion’s missing/Donation/Here’s Bames/Would you rather/Body parts/Tech/Eris gave money/Whiskey Boys/Meds/Paul’s here/Gay versions of things/Black people videos/Pokeymans/Old episodes/Weird shit/South Park/Robots

IJHATT Episode #185 Having Your Cake and Being a Jew

Kyle — Sat, 01 Sep 2012 22:46:54 +0000

“Man, can we just start killing people with autism?”

Live with Bames, Bullet_Beast, and DHT/Cartoons take over/Subs vs Dubs/Theme party/Pukin’/NotTheKittens/Share porn/#Haterz/She wants the dick/Turtles script/Red Earth Radio/Horses/More pukin’/Dogs/Best episode ever/Time zones/Spray-on grass/Robot/Marlykins drama/Here’s Eris/Meddlesome MissNic/Eris gets cyberbullied/Bames killed a guy/Kyle’s embarrassing death/Ghetto snax/Garbage Pail Kids/Guro/Melvining/BotTheKittens/Game design talk/Referential humor/Kill the ‘Bergs/Fan fiction/Turtles, Rangers, Planeteers and X-Men/Superpowers/Fightbait’s here/Whiskey Boys/Gay porn soundtrack/Say nigger/Delivery stories/Internet fights/Meltydogs/Pizza/Bames is taquito-racist/Baracka Obama/Youtube comments/Negress/Voices/Tech talk/Starting our own Red Bar/Bye, Fightbait/Eris needs a theme/Yo MissNic/Crazies/Black fractions/British shows/Britishisms/Avatars/Clowns/Lipstick lesbians/Gangnam style/Them ponies/British cereal/Japanese vaginas/Favorite horses/Oh no Pinkie/Chopped up pic/Editing/Feet/Sell your underwear/Crawling up your mom’s puss/MissNic can’t take compliments/Boning lots of dudes/Cum has to go somewhere/Eris left/Penis gets in the way/MissNic doesn’t like Shorn/Suckin D/The Clap/Paul’s mom/Testicles/Adblock is so rad/MissNic’s friends/Thumb in the ass

IJHATT Episode #184 Creepy Mud Fuckers

Kyle — Sun, 26 Aug 2012 21:22:25 +0000

“You’ve opened my eyes! Let’s be mud fuckers together!”

Hot Cheetos and Takis/Rap Snacks/Avril & Chad/Batman Begins soundtrack/Kyle almost quit/Confrontation/We’re getting boring/Game design/Eris’s gross drawings/Quicksand and mud/More fetishes/Most terrified you’ve ever been/Scary pranks/Creepy audio/IJTATT/Speed limits/Robot Masters/Guns and shootings/Lance Armstrong/World records/Minecraft/Kars 4 Kids/Crazies having children/Wrong number/Rebellion/Everyone’s got kids these days/Oh hey it’s Marlykins

IJHATT Episode #183 GAY!

Kyle — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 22:20:32 +0000

“I desperately wanted to get into MILF porn.”

Leland is growin’ like a weed/Cat/Boy’s night out/Meeting people/MILVES/Porn/Christie Anna Tea/Hotcakes/Emergency cake mix/Breakfast burritos/Snobbery/Keys in the car/Awkward thanks/Carpets/Kyle bought TP/Secret areas/Those monks are at it again/Let’s read the forums/Mutant moths/Crickets/Fetishes/Cartoon teams/Seasons/Sega vs Nintendo/Bizarre devices/Voting is 4 suckerz/Political issues/Podcasts/Flirting technique/B-Movies/Christie’s bug update/Orion’s granny/MissNicPic

IJHATT Episode #182 Leland's Birfday Slumber Party

Kyle — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 20:33:31 +0000

“Eris, you sound like a sexy lady.”

Preface/Haters Wanna Be Me/Happy birthday, Leland/Scott Baculaw/Normal internet/Worst beard qualities/Kyle’s favorite pony shows/Leg shaving/Live show/Labels/Baby ramble/Abortion annoyances/Kyle wants issues/Rangers vs Turtles/Aleene got a shirt/It’s wrong to be proud/SLUMBER PARTY!/Sean Ryan’s here/Automatic doors/Wizard of Oz/Streetlights/The Big Bang Theory/Nerds aren’t real/Dolphinhands sounds like a little boy/Flash animators/Michael Keaton/Let’s Plays/Ninja Turtles games/Chiptunes/Chat/Voice talk/Eris isn’t here/IRC shenanigans/Racial stereotypes/BanditFox joins the party/Black characters/Conventions/Kyle goes to pee/Here’s Bames!/You wouldn’t understand/Social justice/Heritage/Robot/Skype confusion/Eris is here/Catfight/Bames’s avatar/Dead guys/Cavity Creeps/Ages/Matters of taste/Conventions/Cutie Mark Crusaders Go Crusading/Dolphinhands’s bank shit/Macross Plus/Ponies are like Evangelion/Breaking the seal/Cosplayers are attention whores/Game design talk/MissNic is a crazy lady/Photoshopping Child Porn/Feel good about yourself/Relationships/Being self-aware sucks/Robot II: Rise of the Machines/One, True, Three

IJHATT Episode #181 BUG UPDATE

Kyle — Sun, 05 Aug 2012 18:58:06 +0000

“I’m The Litterbug, muhfucka! Tell your friends!”

Kyle’s Bug hour/Lawns are dumb/More bugs/Villains/Littering is awesome/The Ecosystem/Animals that suck/Hugs lobe/Slumber party/Learn to fake racism/Don’t talk to us, fans/Taco Bell/Classes/Picture Perfect Pony/Get an eyepatch, asshole/Red Earth Radio bumps/Inspiration/Orion is sexy/CLOP/He-Man vs Turtles/Giant hornets/Bames had to read stories/Sexy and I know it: Fat Guy Edition/Commentary/Kyle pees/Taco Bell card/The Dark Knight Rises/Poopy Barfy is just great/Slumber Parties/Old English/Kool-Aid is awesome, you faggots/Band dream/People today are still hot/Gold diggas/Christian memes/Jingles

IJHATT Episode #180 An Honest Beverage

Kyle — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 20:41:41 +0000

“I totally have a plan for the zombie apocalypse because that makes me quirky and unique, even though every fucking asshole my age who’s a man has one of these plans because we all think it makes us quirky and unique!”

No bugs/Kyle’s thoughts/Dreams/Nose problems/Mall playground adventure/Small children/Memories/DJ Hero is the business/Techno isn’t garbage, stupid/Honest beverage/Tea pitch/Deceptive pricing/It pays to be a dick/Pussy blog hates Madonna/Sexual assault/Kids dildoing each other/Trannies are like furries/Death penalty/Zombie apocalypse/Movie commentary/Suicide is selfish/Casino let man drink self to death/Job finding/Favorite cartoons/Arm wrasslin’/Batman has silly rules/Poopy Barfy’s Kiddie Korner/Touching kid wieners is totally okay/Talk to your kids/Anthropology/Well thanks, PB/Favorite Pokémon/Oily guys/Sex using food/Slumber party

IJHATT Episode #179 BatMassacre

Kyle — Sat, 21 Jul 2012 22:21:01 +0000

“Kind of like playing keepaway with my own succulent flesh.”

Kyle met some bugs/The Bugcanny valley/Swarms/Gossip/Kyle’s secret garden/Cute girl/Burger King ginger/Sarcastic asshole Muppet/Sesame Street memories/Come on, worms/Mom blog/You’re not my internet friend, Dad/Popsicle jokes/Gross baby story/Fred Willard’s jerkin’ it up/IJFACTS/Awesome videos/Robots are the future/The BatMassacre/Deep thinking/Different corns/Kyle is a free man/Orion needs to jerk more/Bames is a creepy creep but he’s still cool/Poopy Barfy’s wacky funtime/Racism is natural/Yo PB is wack/Pedophilia/More PB stuff/Dinosaurs

IJHATT Episode #178 Silly String

Kyle — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 20:39:15 +0000

“So he’s working his way down. Like what’s he gonna do next, a mouse? What are you worried about? Then it’s a fish. Then it’s a bug. Then he’s just using antibacterial soap.”

Orion’s back/Post-nasal drip/Twins II/The Amazing Spider-Man/Leaked Turtles script/Beetle/Bugs are stupid/Taking care of animals/Killing babies is like masturbating/Murderer guy/Livin’ the High Life/Kyle’s Donald voice/Demon Baby/Daniel Tosh is in trouble/Rape is fine/We’ve seen some shit/Fights/Proof that God isn’t real/Gay Mortal Kombat/Porn catalogue/Silk boners/Transformers/Nope/JP hasn’t heard us/Sequels/Worst bands/Superbass/Hollywood Undead/Momcast/Salesman/Dish Rag is the Riddler/Judd Nelson/Hot pink puzzle piece/Jerking is a chore/Black Paul is a chipmunk/Leland voice/Teletubby/Discoveries/Dave likes the ponies/Suave Jimmy Stewart/Is it weird?/Ponies, dawg

IJHATT Episode #177 Tent Town Kia

Kyle — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 18:32:48 +0000

“If you burn ‘em it’s kind of like a candied ham.”

Dave’s here/Playin’ some vidya games/Holy heat wave, Batman/Pony shirt girl/Gum is bad for your teeth/Straightening things out/Kyle’s such a nice man/New compressor/Slumber party/Getting things delivered/GEAV is on hiatus/Voiceman stuff/Give Dave a voice/Beer & ice cream/Auditioning/Voice placement/Impressions/Make sounds/Livin’ the High Life/Keeping the actors apart/Dave’s tips/More voices/How to make it sound good/Aliases/Angry John/1980′s Kill, Marry, Fuck/Drunk Leprechaun/Orion the talent booker/Wearing the shirt in public/Poopy Barfy has a problem/Drunkery/Meatwad/We’ll listen to anything/Bad Dudes/Them ponies/Things PB’s dog doesn’t like/Nature’s applicator/Dunkaroos/Ray Romano/Gary killed all the homeless people/Tent Town Kia

IJHATT Episode #176 Black Paul's Apprentice

Kyle — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 22:49:14 +0000

“So far this has been an episode where I call the listeners idiots.”

Black Paul’s apprentice/Scams/Kyle’s boss was cleaning something/New compresser/Delivery is bullshit/Dave’s gonna be here but Orion isn’t/We’re not funny, stop it/Give ‘em a voice!/Crocodile Hunter/Masturbating Buddhist monk/Napoleon Bonaparte, food conquerer/All the voices suck and Kyle can’t do it/We’re not doing dicks/Carl the timid news guy/Retards aren’t funny/We’re not doing Mexican retards/Lord Bradbury and Beaver Hamilton/Anders the metal singer/Revisiting the vagina/Minstrel/Workaholics/Bum fights/Colorado is on fire/Overmowing/Spanish sounds retarded/Piano/Poopy Barfy is gone/Gay Oreos/Setting shit straight

IJHATT Episode #175 Clickin' and a Poppin'

Kyle — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 19:34:04 +0000

“So from now on they try to solve all of their problems with banjos.”

We suck at improv/Pinkie Pie toy/Bronies are such creeps/Don’t take your dog for a ride/Old man fight/Spooky guy/Shit’s fixed/True Blood is back and it sort of sucks/Dicks and cum are dead/Pumpkin/Christina Ricci/The Expendables is actually pretty good/Taken 2 shouldn’t be a thing/Clickin’ and poppin’/Kyle is sleepy/Too many voices/Bames Jond is such a sweet boy/Stupid news articles/Autistic christian haxxors/Religion and stuff/Orion’s demon dad

IJHATT Episode #174 A Giant Naked Albino Man with No Nipples

Kyle — Sat, 16 Jun 2012 22:29:58 +0000

“Where is Rita these days? Is she still staying in a dumpster on the moon?”

Ponies and such/Kyle doesn’t like smoking/Prometheus was kind of shitty/The Thing/John’s gone/Kyle can’t work on the secret project/Cereal and orange juice/Shit’s expensive/No more alien turtles?/Give ‘em a voice!/Juan, the Orange Ranger/Retarded Juan, the Orange Ranger/Corrupt Chocolatier/Simon is one sick fuck/Doordick/Doov’s Pocky story/International stuff/My Little Mule/All parents are pedos/Baby fucking is hard/Embarrassing crushes/Kyle is a celebrity and also hot/Downy cat has plot holes/Being really racist should be allowed/Voice actor convention/Rob Paulsen gets pretty annoying/Peter Cullen is neat/Bathcast

IJHATT Episode #173 Smurf Penis

Kyle — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 19:43:34 +0000

“This is the best penis I’ve ever done!”

So many things/Happycast/New audio stuff/Cupcakes/We almost watched them ponies/Stickers/Kyle’s getting a toy/Pony shirts are dope/Wedding reception/Kids love Kyle/Introducing yourself/Take care of John’s cat/Sneakin’ booze and smokes/Christian Cerpa snuck in/Bed talk/Kyle can’t take care of himself/It’s easy to get used to things/Changing it up/Ominous sound/Give ‘em a voice!/Mordecai Williams/Angry Arab talking about the Neverending Story/Black Robocop/Crossovers/Ponies bring out good/Don’t friend us/Pony villains/More voices!/Gully/Teddy/Dezhawn and Nigel/Email from Christie/We’re almost as good as Fast Karate/Fluttershy/Stop calling from your car/Drivethru Grampa voice/Shelby is real neat/Phones and stuff/Shit changes fast/Old ponies are gross/Overweight Police Cop voice/Penis guy/We resurrect puppies/Shit’s getting real in the Pony thread

IJHATT Episode #172 Cutie Mark Crusaders Go Crusading

Kyle — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 15:37:17 +0000

“Slow and steady wins the civil war!”

The site’s been updated/Fan communities are weird/Cool pony shit/Smile, Smile, Smile/Cutie marks/The CMC/Pinkie Pie/Kid songs/Shitting in the playhouse: Revisited/Getting Leland on the ponies/Fight scenes/Orion just doesn’t get it/OCs/Pony shirt/The Derpy scandal/Roommate John got married/Bed moving/Kyle has a bed now/Nice e-mail/We got cupcakes/Little girls are afraid of Orion/JCPenny has homos/Space Dicks/Rogens/Orion’s shit memory/Partying erryday/Awake sucked/Give ‘em a voice!/Strawberry Gents/Retarded Fraggle Rock kid/Broken fuel gauge/King Abudala of Refreshment/It’s a joke, unless you’re into it/Dry wedding/Poopy Barfy’s name/Action figures/We’ve sold out/It’s poppin’/New header/Kyle doesn’t photograph well/Dark Knight voice/New mic stand

IJHATT Episode #171 Everypony Loves Peppermint

Kyle — Sat, 26 May 2012 20:11:48 +0000

“Hoist the main sails, faggot!”

Positive show/Everybody’s real nice/Lip Gloss song/Kyle likes the ponies/John’s bachelor party/You’ve got stories/Make me look sexy/Gay bar/Ex-roommate John/I can’t clean with people around/Alone time/Kyle can’t remember/Kyle remembers/Give ‘em a voice!/Gay hippie and Lumberjack boyfriend/Oscar Dibblethorpe/Peppermint guy/Stomach sponge/Saw blades for hands/Old-timey drill sergeant/Groundhog Day/Favorite non-Nazi experiments/Sex dreams/Sewing your kid’s ass shut/Weird flavors/Flavored alcohol is shit/Mom raped her daughter/Raphael Trujio is super Mexican/Orion the snake/Poopy Barfy is a sweet guy

IJHATT Episode #170 Meltdown

Kyle — Sat, 19 May 2012 19:28:43 +0000

“Worst episode ever?”

Not doing show notes for this one. Basically, I (Kyle) lost my marbles and made everything very uncomfortable. SO DRAMATIC!

IJHATT Episode #169 Montana

Kyle — Sat, 12 May 2012 19:15:14 +0000

“Only dog in the NFL!”

Kyle bought a vehicle/Getting rides from coworkers/Alicia Keys and fat women getting fucked/Butt-sex the musical/Butt smell ruins everything/Castle is over!/Back to butt smell/Headphones are the worst/Give ‘Em a Voice!/Francoise/Ignatius P. Redenbacher/Asian Shop Teacher/New York Boob Guy/Rob Paulsen’s podcast/Rape music for babies/BabyBjörn boners/Leland is crawling/Avengers/North Carolina is gay/Doov’s anti-picnic table commercial/ADD and ADHD/Bullying memories/Soda cans vs. soda bottles/Listen to STARcast/Only wieners get bullied/Nature vs. nurture and emotional intelligence/Restaurant stories/Poopy Barfy goes to prison

IJHATT Episode #168 Aldermunch Got the Bergs

Kyle — Sat, 05 May 2012 18:16:21 +0000

“That means people who aren’t like robots with boogers hanging out of their nose.”

Kyle is the meanest and he ruined Whiskey Boys/People are too fragile/Let’s listen to Super Heavy/Kyle’s dad is losing it/Baby toys/Aldermunch/New segment: Give ‘Em a Voice!/KJSisco’s Operation Adult/Four naked dudes locked in a room for four weeks makes for a terrible party/Mother’s Day and Father’s Day/Happy Cinco de Mayo/Adrock, my favorite Backstreet Boy, is dead/Crazy things we’ve eaten/MissNic is alive/”Someone laughed at me on the internet!”/Sleepy time

IJHATT Episode #167 Masturbation Coach

Kyle — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 21:56:39 +0000

“Premium Pickle! Totes gay.”

Eris does like girls/God Bless America/Kyle says yes to live music/Awkward dancing is awkward/Yesterdog/Premium Pickle/JP’s Radio Drama/Orion hates anime/Cartoon villains/Leland the Last Dinosaur/Work safety/Splitting up couples/Hair talk/Jeff’s email/Homeless people are terrible/The show broke/Voices we like/Voices we hate/Christian Cerpa Part 1: Random does not equal funny/Sexy girl outfits/People doing college wrong/Robots are way cooler than dragons/Christian Cerpa Part 2: Death Metal is misguided/Poopy Barfy isn’t racist/Kate & Leopold/Pizza guy voicemail/Shelby’s musical pajamas

IJHATT Episode #166 Baby Animals

Kyle — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 19:51:37 +0000

“Spider in Leland’s room: what do we do?”

Kyle’s Secret Project/Scary job offers/Kyle guested on Whiskey Boys/Kitten murder is like porn/Radio Drama drama/Orion’s neighbors are crazy/Soup is not gravy/Being a dad means being terrified of spiders/Babies are like dogs that learn to talk/Praying to Leland/Butt-plug tails/Perverts need to start fucking different animals/4chan/The true meaning of goatse/Why, Kangaskhan!? AHHHH/TRUE STORIES/Hitch hikers smell/Eris thinks girls are icky/Some song Roommate John likes/Alpha ProtoCounter buttons/Summer movies/Tiny black poop-miners/Show notes!

IJHATT Episode #165 March In Front of a Bus

Kyle — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 17:35:04 +0000

“I wanted to be a gymnast but I’m too fat and uncoordinated so they just handed me a flag and told me to run.”

IJHATT Episode #164 Migraines and Incest

Kyle — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 23:36:29 +0000

“Well It’s clear I’m masturbating to Mom! She’s HOT!”

IJHATT Episode #163 Love Dumpster

Kyle — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 22:20:44 +0000

“Even if some smoking gun came out, like a photo of Michael Jackson elbow-deep in a five year old, I still would like the song ‘Bad’.”

IJHATT Episode #162 Black Assberries

Kyle — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 21:57:24 +0000

“Meanwhile there was an ant holocaust in the name of science.”

IJHATT Episode #161 Cripple Girls

Kyle — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 01:50:59 +0000

“I don’t know why burn victims make me laugh, but they do.”

IJHATT Episode #160 Screaming High-Pitched Dumpster

Kyle — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 20:06:23 +0000

“Slitting your wrists in a bathtub. Hilarious!”

IJHATT Episode #159 Now That's What I Call Hot Dog

Kyle — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 20:14:58 +0000

“The Avengers is a dumb fucking concept.”

IJHATT Episode #158 Anthony Largebears and the Sexy Vampires

Kyle — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 20:00:22 +0000

“I’m no girl and I’m no gay man, but if I was gonna bone one of the Salvatore brothers it would be Damon.”

IJHATT Episode #157 Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

Kyle — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 20:17:08 +0000

“I’ve seen some where I work. Some My Little Pony, uh, toys, and they appear… sexier?”

IJHATT Episode #156 Heyyy ASL

Kyle — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 22:17:28 +0000

“…and I dump a bunch of what looks like scrotums into a blender.”

IJHATT Episode #155 Two Hot Guys Giggling

Kyle — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 21:24:27 +0000

“Thank god for the holocaust!”

IJHATT Episode #154 Carl Winslow Got It Wrong

Kyle — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 21:45:02 +0000

“I don’t want to hurt you but I also don’t like lying and hiding.”

IJHATT Episode #153 Green Day Packers

Kyle — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:31:58 +0000

“Why don’t girls ever do backflips to impress guys when they’re adults?”

IJHATT Episode #152 She's My Brother

Kyle — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 22:36:14 +0000

“On my special day I want you to be uncomfortable.”

IJHATT Episode #151 Adult Baby

Kyle — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:07:01 +0000

“I was thinking: why would a guy have pockets stuffed full of bananas?”

IJHATT Episode #150 Pringle Bells

Kyle — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:37:07 +0000

“I have just tricked you into giving me an idea of the size of your dick.”

IJHATT Episode #149 Christina Hendricks is a Fatty

Kyle — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 18:58:39 +0000

“Stabbing yourself in the heart: thumbs down, bro. That was a bad move.”

IJHATT Episode #148 Runnin' with Brant Tobler

Kyle — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 20:15:44 +0000

“You don’t outline madness.”

I (Kyle) am an idiot. At one point in this episode I said Facebook when I meant Twitter, and at another I said AC/DC when I clearly meant Van Halen. I was very tired. Please forgive me.

IJHATT Episode #147 Wall of Pussies

Kyle — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 21:56:46 +0000

“Speaking of cum, I met your baby this week.”

IJHATT Episode #146 Traditional Family Blathering

Kyle — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 21:57:02 +0000

“It would be like not liking football if not liking football would send you to hell.”

IJHATT Episode #145 Caught Beneath the Landslide

Kyle — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 20:08:24 +0000

“Why do I have to wear panties? My vagina’s not something that has to be hidden from or feared!”

IJHATT Episode #144 It Takes a Village

Kyle — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 21:27:07 +0000

“Of course Orion wants to fuck a witch.”

IJHATT Episode #143 Blistercast

Kyle — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 19:49:21 +0000

“If my mom was Olivia Wilde I would be in prison.”

IJHATT Episode #142 Paul Gets Jacked

Kyle — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 21:23:56 +0000

“I’m a fresh guy.”

IJHATT Episode #141 Real Cloudy in the Head

Kyle — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 20:46:10 +0000

“Get fucked!”

IJHATT Episode #140 Watermelon Horse

Kyle — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 21:00:20 +0000

“OW! OW! SEABISCUIT! OW!”

IJHATT Episode #139 German Hipster Scarecrow

Kyle — Sat, 08 Oct 2011 19:33:00 +0000

“If you didn’t conform stay the fuck out of the pit, dog!”

IJHATT Episode #138 A Very Beige Man

Kyle — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 19:46:03 +0000

“I’m a fair band of poets this weekend called ‘Fiesta’. Hamina hamina it’s about food!”

IJHATT Episode #137 HugCast

Kyle — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 19:33:11 +0000

“I think it would make the world a better place if more people have sex with elves.”

IJHATT Episode #136 Stink Bombs and Fart Sprays

Kyle — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 21:22:09 +0000

“This guy’s plottin’ 9/12. That’s the sequel to 9/11.”

IJHATT Episode #135 This is Horseshit

Kyle — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 00:08:38 +0000

“What is wrong with me? Why can’t I stop killing these prostitutes?”

IJHATT Episode #134 Little Under-Buns

Kyle — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 17:48:21 +0000

“The first hour or so of this episode was lost to the ether, but fear not! There’s still nearly an hour and a half of show for you! That’ll teach you not to sleep when normal people sleep!”

IJHATT Episode #133 Oreo Can

Kyle — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 19:17:04 +0000

“You’ll never see a Christian walking in slow motion away from an explosion.”

IJHATT Episode #132 Tard Murderer

Kyle — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 19:58:35 +0000

“This is my serial killer baby book.”

IJHATT Episode #131 Strawberry Birthmarks

Kyle — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 19:57:00 +0000

“It sits up a little bit like a strawberry would.”

IJHATT Episode #130 Wet and Whaley

Kyle — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 18:18:15 +0000

“I might as well just kill you and then fuck you because it feels the same to me.”

IJHATT Episode #129 Gay Parents Are Weird

Kyle — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 18:27:38 +0000

“Black people need stolen car stereos to survive. They eat them.”

IJHATT Episode #128 Fibonacci Follies or Daddy Drama

Kyle — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 19:31:57 +0000

“Are you saying my dad’s going to cut my dick off?”

IJHATT Episode #127 Gay Bloody Mist

Kyle — Sat, 16 Jul 2011 17:35:28 +0000

“Bears have been donating AIDS blood for decades.”

IJHATT Episode #126 Shit Gets Political

Kyle — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 16:47:33 +0000

“His biggest problem was that he was gay and weird.”

IJHATT Episode #125 Melvining

Kyle — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 17:17:05 +0000

“This is why soft shell tacos are better.”