I Just Had a Terrible Thought with Kyle and Orion

IJHATT Episode #56 Cut ‘Em Up

Kyle — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 02:11:21 +0000

You come my way, I’ll fucking cut you up.

IJHATT Episode #55 Bigfoot and Spiderman

Kyle — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 20:51:30 +0000

So if I ever tell you something ridiculous like that, chances are I probably peed on myself.

IJHATT Episode #54 Fridays with Aldi

Kyle — Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:47:21 +0000

If he was horny and there was nobody home, a cat would do it.

IJHATT Episode #53 Fat Chick Cutlets

Kyle — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 00:13:04 +0000

You fuckin’ beautiful midget.

IJHATT Episode #52 Octopus Teeth

Kyle — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 00:00:16 +0000

C’mon, fish! I want you!

IJHATT Episode #51 Black Baby Football

Kyle — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:01:58 +0000

You can do it, ghost! I believe in you!

IJHATT Episode #50 Fat Orlando Bloom

Kyle — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 01:23:56 +0000

I’m totally not gay. I totally shat in a playhouse to impress a girl!

IJHATT Episode #49 Vejazzling

Kyle — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 01:34:10 +0000

What seems to be the problem? I MISS CHRISTMAS!

IJHATT Episode #48 Motherly Love

Kyle — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:17:21 +0000

The universe is full of shit.

IJHATT Episode #47 Glasgow is in Scotland, Stupid

Kyle — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:12:58 +0000

Uncut! Unrated!

IJHATT Episode #46 The Cop Goes Crazy

Kyle — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 01:19:17 +0000

A superposition of a subatomic particle or some shit?

IJHATT Episode #45 Dong Dagger Conflict

Kyle — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 22:18:11 +0000

Hey, man. Can I have those pants?

IJHATT Episode #44 Russian Spiderman

Kyle — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 01:11:22 +0000

Do you not get raped?

IJHATT Episode #43 Stinky-Ass Bees

Kyle — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 01:05:24 +0000

I’m puttin’ honey on this bread. NOM NOM NOM NOM NO TIME TO PAY ATTENTION!

IJHATT Episode #42 Partners in Crime

Kyle — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:05:08 +0000

You know, dressing.

IJHATT Episode #41 Mr. Wendal

Kyle — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:30:06 +0000

Get off your high horse! …because it’s my girlfriend.

IJHATT Episode #40 Dead Chickens Galore

Kyle — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:53:21 +0000

Respect your cheese, Bro.

IJHATT Episode #39 Periwinkle’s Friend or The Great Audio Experiment

Kyle — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:10:48 +0000

I prefer to vote by parking a unicycle in a big square with the candidate’s name on it.

IJHATT Episode #38 Super Sloppy Female Accent Party

Kyle — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:12:26 +0000

Did I ever tell you about the time I stabbed my brother in the eye?

IJHATT Episode #37 Tricky Treats

Kyle — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 21:05:34 +0000

Well, fuck you then. BANG!

IJHATT Episode #36 Do the Mario!

Kyle — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 22:24:43 +0000

I think he raped the wrong girl.

IJHATT Episode #35 Therapy

Kyle — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 23:54:53 +0000

They got me a clown, but it was a midget clown and it scared the fuck out of me.

IJHATT Episode #34 Plague Party

Kyle — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:57:29 +0000

So like if you saw a rabbit with a broken leg there’s a part of you that would just want to fuck it?

IJHATT Episode #33 Coffee Talk

Kyle — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 23:36:04 +0000

I had a second to glance, and I could have swore, and it fucked with me, that my dad had, like, donuts in his ballsack.

IJHATT Episode #32 Goosed

Kyle — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:07:40 +0000

In your FACE, other cancer patients!

IJHATT Episode #31 Jumpers

Kyle — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:07:44 +0000

If I did know she was my mom… it’d be a coin flip.

IJHATT Episode #30 Stories and Knowledge

Kyle — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:50:22 +0000

They’re like the X-Men of retards.

IJHATT Episode #29 The Red Menace

Kyle — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:45:25 +0000

Kyle’s flying solo on this one. Sorry folks.

IJHATT Episode #28 I Love a Parade

Kyle — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 21:57:39 +0000

I think the officer exploding my daughter’s brain was a bit excessive.

IJHATT Episode #27 The Submarine Police

Kyle — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 21:42:04 +0000

I didn’t get a DUI for submarining.

IJHATT Episode #26 Roly Poly Cockheads

Kyle — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:53:52 +0000

You’re done for!

My Boyfriend’s Back

IJHATT Episode #25 Polydactyl Pterodactyl

Kyle — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 21:46:07 +0000

What the fuck is that, you bitchflap?

IJHATT Episode #24 Oui Oui

Kyle — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 03:00:27 +0000

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! Fuck you! Fuck you, dad! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! I’m gonna watch fucking cartoons! Go fuck yourself, dad! Make me a bowl of fucking cereal! You’re an asshole, dad, and suck my dick!

IJHATT Episode #23 President Fluffytron

Kyle — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:45:37 +0000

Robots are the future

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IJHATT Episode #22 STFU

Kyle — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:37:55 +0000

I was being attacked by a pack of seals and they were biting me.

IJHATT Episode #21 God Hates The World

Kyle — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 01:02:43 +0000

American History Month featuring Bad-Ass Niggaz

IJHATT Episode #20 (Nearly) Two Hours of Power!

Kyle — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 04:09:26 +0000

God fucked up and made some animals too crafty.

IJHATT Episode #19 Verbal Pedophile

Kyle — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 02:08:31 +0000

He will rape them with his mouth!

IJHATT Episode #18 Much Clown Love

Kyle — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 02:16:28 +0000

It’s a place for imaginary children to gather and network.

What American accent do you have?

IJHATT Episode #17 Your Evil Witch Queen

Kyle — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 02:00:12 +0000

YAHWEEEEHHHHHHHH!!!

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IJHATT Episode #16 Better Late than Clever

Kyle — Sat, 30 May 2009 07:17:19 +0000

NIGGA’ NIGGA’ NIGGA’ NIGGA’ NIGGA’ NIGGA’ WHAT

IJHATT Episode #15 Duck Water

Kyle — Fri, 22 May 2009 05:07:20 +0000

Hey, why don’t you go watch The Smurfs while I fuckin’ trip balls?

IJHATT Episode #14 Gay Cheerios

Kyle — Fri, 15 May 2009 01:19:35 +0000

If I throw a bunch of rocks in the woods they won’t make themselves into a refrigerator.

IJHATT Episode #13 911, How Can I Fuck You?

Kyle — Sat, 09 May 2009 00:52:29 +0000

I’d rather be an ostrich than a jackass like you!

IJHATT Episode #12 Bodily Waste of Time

Kyle — Fri, 01 May 2009 02:36:52 +0000

Dude, this has to happen.

IJHATT Episode #11 Videogames are Racist!!

Kyle — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:16:03 +0000

You might as well have just come out and yelled “hey everybody! I’m an asshole!” because that’s what everybody else heard anyway.

IJHATT Episode #10 Fast Times at Suck My Balls

Kyle — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 23:51:21 +0000

I love Magic Kitty.

IJHATT Episode #9 Bobbi Market is a Fat Whore

Kyle — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:33:23 +0000

Just wanted to let you know how great I think steak is.

IJHATT Episode #8 Ovary Poisoning

Kyle — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:13:20 +0000

Open the cock. Open my slut.

If Atheists Ruled the World

IJHATT Episode #7 Post Aldi Fallout

Kyle — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 06:15:35 +0000

Isn’t it more efficient to just do it right away?