I didn’t get a DUI for submarining.
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good accent, i give 10/10
good news, i give 10/10
how the fuck can you not like lizards and call them ugly? I give 0/10 for this
however, wario is good, 10/10
picture will be taken, when i donot know.
also, weirdest intro/outro music ever
I’m certainly glad to know that I don’t have to worry for my life when the pterodactyls return! Huzzah.
BUT how can you NOT LIKE PTERODACTYLS?? That’s blasphemous! Smite the non-believer! (But not really.)
Aldi episodes are the best!
My cat downloads porn all the time
Stories of abusive Orion are always great. I shouldn’t be laughing, but I can’t help it.
1. If I could find a vagina that smelled like grapes i’d eat it every day
2. I find masturbation is best when you use the infinite power of your imagination ’cause porn costs money and I don’t have any Fuckin’ money
3. new game Ding dong – ding dong ditch
4. VIKING FUNERAL! thats the way to go, body in a boat, set boat on fire, boat out to sea
5. hyphenating complicates shit my mom hyphenated when she remarried and no one understands what the fuck her name is especially in paperwork
6. Awesome episode Bosnian – english accents fuckin’ Rule
People pay money for porn? Jeff, there are some sites we have to show you.
Jeff, email me. I’ll sooo hook you up!
I remember paying for porn at some point in my life, and though it was silly, I was curious and it wasn’t that expensive. However, when I wanted to “cancel” my account, I received a personal email from the site’s founder saying things like “Is everything alright? I see you’ve been a subscriber for quite some time. Let me know if there’s anything I can do.”
It was creepy.
how the fuck can you two say that circumcision is socially acceptable, but then say that rape is only as bad as it is to most people because of how “valuable” virginity it, when that is the socially acceptable thought on rape. if your not a fucking drone sheep, then you can’t just use the “Its The Socially Acceptable Thing To Do” Argument. I would argue that Orion’s hair is socially acceptable, and its less common than non circumcised dicks (less than 40% of men are not circumcised, mainly white people and jews do it and for the past 25 years christians).
is it okay for a doctor that is paid to hand out trials of a drug to prescribe that drug to someone who doesn’t need it? is it okay that if your depressed that give you an anti-depressant? even though they are for chemical imbalances and not for people that actually have real reasons to be depressed, like dealing with death, abuse, or shitty job.
what about riddlin be handed out to children that down bowls of sugar from the fruit snacks, candy, and drinks they consume all day, and then sit in front of the tv and arent active. imagine that, they arent able to focus in school, who the fuck would have guessed, not me, give them a pill, i dont want to make tough decisions as a parent. riddlin is for chemical imbalances.
i make those last two points because the doctor has a monetary reason that they are so willing to prescribe they pills, Malpractice is very expensive, so is their insurance, so being paid to hand out trials is a tempting thing for doctors. what does this have to do with circumcisions? hospitals are paid on average $40 for the foreskin from a newborn by AATB (American Association of Tissue Banks). they do research on them for the testing of insulin, products for burn victims, and to make cosmetics. a foreskin is cut of once every 26 seconds in america, making it a $400 million dollar a year industry.
any time some one is paid extra to do something, they are more likely to recommend it. go to the movies or a McDonalds… what do they push Super Sized Drinks, or the Large Drink and Popcorn with free refills. soda and popcorn are cheap as fuck, and most people dont ever come back for a refil… this is how they make big profits, not by selling bigmac’s and movie tickets.
also, why are you responsible for your parent, your not, but the socially acceptable thing to do is take care of them like they took care of you… i thought you were all about being socially acceptable. that is the dumbest fucking reason to be okay with circumcision. and Aldi, if you ever met a uncircumcised dick you would fuck it… a guy i used to work with was Dominican, and they ladies loved him, he wasn’t circumcised, and none of the women he hooked up with had a problem with it, hell the boy has had more 3 ways than i have fingers.
a “Wizards Sleeve” is a large vagina with saggy lips. (See Borat’s Movie)
my wife DOESNT SHAVE HER LEGS or her Puss, but she doesn’t really have hair on her legs, just the few occational hairs, or much on the puss.
pterodactyls are boring conversation, thats all, please stop with the pterodactyl love… more drunk peeing on face stories over pterodactyls.
here is a picture of me at the beach with the shirt on… http://tinyurl.com/q3bcc3
circumcision are boring conversation, thats all, please stop with the circumcision love… more drunk peeing on face stories over circumcision.
6. Awesome episode Bosnian – english accents fuckin’ Rule < thank you, i will record you a whole book if you wish it so
You can inform Aldi that roughly 60% of women cannot sexually climax vaginally. She should feel lucky.
It’s ridiculous how much of this sort of stuff I know, and pretty much can never use.