IJHATT Episode #36 Do the Mario!

I think he raped the wrong girl.

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35 Responses to “IJHATT Episode #36 Do the Mario!”

  1. marlykins says:

    Holy mother of god. I don’t think I have ever laughed so much or so hard as I did through this episode. It got to the point that my mom would just awkwardly stare at me as I nearly died in fits of laughter.

    So, once again, I kept a running list of everything I wanted to comment on, so here it goes!

    I sounded a bit “out of breath” while calling because I was on my lunch break at work and, in an attempt to keep my lunch as short as possible, I did a sort of run/walk between my work and the food-place I went to, and then back, as I don’t have a car. I found it a tad odd to talk while doing this dumbass-looking retard-run trying to save time on my lunch break.

    The stereotypical horror movie you described is pretty much exactly what it seems that new movie Paranormal Activity is going to be like. Buuut, I’m still going to go see it, just to get a good scare. (I get scared waaaay too easily.)

    As for women wearing revealing or sexy clothes and then complaining when they get looked at… Ehhh, I can sort of see why they would complain, but I think everyone was right when they said “Well, you’re frigging wearing the clothes, you should KNOW you will get looked at.” Plus, I know a lot of women want to be noticed, or at least considered to be attractive by men. So why would you complain if a guy finds you attractive? It’s contradicting to say “Oh, I want to be found sexy, but DON’T YOU GODDAMN LOOK AT ME YOU PERVERT!” Granted, there is that line, as you mentioned, where the glance or whatever becomes creepy. But I don’t see what’s wrong with a couple seconds of looking. As for the “point” of wearing such clothes, my best guess would be that wearing nice or “sexy” clothes can do wonders to make a chick FEEL good, or think she does look really stunning. I mean, I don’t dress sexy by any means, but I know that a lot of women, myself included, DO feel better about themselves if they’re dressing nicely, or even just nicer than normal. I’ve also heard a lot of women talk about how they sometimes wear undergarments that look sexy despite the fact that nobody will see it or know about it but them, just because it makes them feel good. So that would be my guess.

    Also, about the “chick wearing a tshirt that says ‘please have sex with me and disregard whatever I say’” thing… I’m not a lawyer or a law expert by ANY means, but I know a lot of people consider it to be rape as soon as the girl (or guy) says ‘no’. I know there’s roleplaying and all, and I’m pretty sure that would be understood and accepted in such a situation, BUT, if the girl claims she was raped and she said no, even if there was an understand prior that the two people having sex would be doing some sort of “rape fantasy roleplay”, the minute one party says he or she didn’t want it anymore, then it would be bad. I hope that doesn’t sound TOO confusing… My basic point is, if one person claims after the act that at some point they actually didn’t want it, then fuck whatever agreement there was prior to the sex, it becomes illegal. I know it’s kind of fucked up, though, because then any girl or guy could say they want the sex and then turn around and be like, “I NEVER WANTED IT!”, but I dunno.

    When I heard the word “zombie” and then heard the word “plan”, I said out loud, “OH GOD NOT THIS.” I dated a boy earlier this year who had a few friends and they actually planned out what they would do should a zombie apocalypse ever occur. I thought it was soooo retarded, but whatever. And before I get into the boring science of zombies to put in my own two cents, I’d just like to add that, yeah, the “zombies” from 28 days later were not actually zombies, because I think technically, for something to be considered a zombie by definition, they have to die and then come back to life. If I recall correctly, they referred to the zombies as “infected”, as that’s exactly what they were: They were infected by a virus similar to rabies, but they said the ‘zombies’ were infected with rage. So anyway, about a month back, one of the episodes of another podcast I listen to, called Stuff You Should Know from howstuffworks.com covered zombies, and if they’re real and stuff. (You can read the article at http://science.howstuffworks.com/zombie.htm ) Essentially, the conclusion in the podcast was that zombies, in the Hollywood coming-back-from-the-dead sense, are not real, but there have been cases of “zombies” in Haiti, except they didn’t ACTUALLY die, they just appeared quite dead due to powder. In any case, it was concluded that, unless you do a stellar job at holing yourself away from damn near everybody for a long time, there is no chance anybody would survive a zombie attack, based on statistics. (If you’re really interested on the ~finer details~, read the article and listen to the podcast.) But, they said that if it DID happen and you wanted to try and survive, your best chance would be to store up on food and weapons, go somewhere not ABSOLUTELY deserted but with minimal people, stay either completely isolated or with few other people, barricade wherever you’re staying, and wait it out as long as you possibly could. Also, they concluded the podcast with saying that there’s no zombies, at least for now, BUT scientists have been experimenting somewhat successfully with re-animation; they’ve gotten the brain to do some things about an hour after somebody has been dead, so the general conclusion was “Zombies do not exist, yet.”

    The funniest part of this whoooole episode, for me, was the news story about the guy killing his neighbors or whatever. Wow. That guy was on such a huge ego trip, it was insane. I mean, to get THAT offended over not being invited over that you kill them, AND STILL THINK you’d be able to adopt the kids after? Man, I thought *I* was an egomaniac.

    Oh, wait, ACTUALLY I CHANGE MY MIND, the FUNNIEST part was Kyle’s pronunciation of Pfau. I was laughing so hard at that part that I nearly cried. I had to keep pausing and replaying that whole part. Pfaauuuuuuu. Also, how is it THAT HARD to spell out Kyle’s last name? Jesus. The only time I’ve ever had an issue with my name being pronounced or misspelled (besides the common “Maria-Marie” that you would expect, and that whole “weiner” story I talked about in the comments of an episode or two ago) is one time, a substitute teacher apparently thought my name was “Mania.” Mania? Really? I mean, I think she misread the name as it was written by my regular teacher on the student roster, but jesus, Mania? Wow. Well, at least my name wasn’t Harold Dick.

    And good job, Orion, on sounding COMPLETELY WRONG with a lot of the shit you said about those rapes. He raped the wrong girl! He got thirty girls under his belt! Woooow. That had me laughing hard. I think I need to add another rule to the drinking game: “Every time Orion says something that comes out sounding terribly, horribly wrong: 2 sips.”

    Speaking of the drinking game… I didn’t have the opportunity to play the drinking game tonight, but I’d be hella interested in knowing just how many sips a listener would have had to take if they played by every rule on this episode. It seems like nearly every goddamn rule was covered. If anyone played tonight: How smashed did you get?

    And, finally, congratulations Kyle on not fucking up asking your listeners to leave you a voicemail. I’m so proud! Also, I’m sorry the rules made you guys feel self-conscious. I kind of had a feeling it might have that effect, but I hope you don’t mind too much. I’m guessing that after you do a couple more episodes, you won’t even really think of it.

    In any case, I loved this episode, so very very much! Sorry my comment was so goddamn long; I had a lot to say this episode, I guess. Yay, IJHATT! And happy birthday again, Kyle![hr]
    PS: I just did my weekly donation, plus a little extra as a happy-birthday to you, Kyle. Let me know if it doesn’t come through. (If it doesn’t, I’ll kick paypal’s ass.)

  2. Aleene says:

    Oh god i’m not going to pull a marlykins so i’ll say this;

    Happy birthday and good show.

  3. Doov says:

    Permits to grow marijuana for personal use? Yup, we have ‘em.

  4. Kyle says:

    Yeah, I was just reading up on that. The strange thing about it to me is that I haven’t actually found any info yet on where you’re supposed to get it from in the first place.

    I just read this in an article about Michigan’s medical marijuana laws here: http://aids.about.com/od/clinicaltrials/a/medical_mj.htm
    [quote]
    Where can medical marijuana be obtained?
    The new law does not provide a legal means of purchasing marijuana from a seller or sellers. The MDCH will offer no information on how to acquire medical marijuana, seeds or plants.
    [/quote]

    So… what the fuck? Am I missing something, or is it just understood that you’ll have to acquire it illegally to get started?

  5. Doov says:

    “The Michigan Department of Community Health will be issuing registration cards that will allow the holder to possess, grow and use a limited amount of marijuana to treat symptoms.”

  6. Kyle says:

    [quote='Doov' pid='337' dateline='1255957382']
    “The Michigan Department of Community Health will be issuing registration cards that will allow the holder to possess, grow and use a limited amount of marijuana to treat symptoms.”
    [/quote]

    Yeah, I’m aware of that. What I’m confused about is where they’re supposed to get it in the first place. You can’t just will a plant into existence, and it’d still be illegal to go buy it on the street, so if the MDCH won’t give it to you or tell you where to get it how are you supposed to get started?

  7. austin says:

    holy fuck marly-webkins…
    for someone who doesn’t like zombies, you sure spent a
    lot of time talking about them… i dont think zombies are
    possible, and i have only watched “Shawn of the Dead”
    and “zombieland”, played a few (3-5) zombie games,
    and i have read “The Walking Dead” up to volume 10.

    i only called in about the zombie plan because i would like
    to play with guns and shoot shit, but that is the only reason
    for me to do so… so fuck, like, why dont i, just, like call in,
    like about, you know, like what are, like your favorites, like,
    you know.

    Orion…
    I… LOVE… YOU… (like a brother). I hope you never rape
    the wrong girl, as that will get you in trouble.

    i think that you need a segment of the show where you talk
    about your feelings on things you dont like that most people
    would never say due to political correctness or would never
    think because everyone loves newborn babies… even though
    they look like aliens.

    Kyle…
    about the zombie plan “pretty girls” are good bait in
    desperate situations… and im not a sentimental person.

    also, you mentioned how michigan has some of the most
    stupid & crazy news stories about the locals… florida is the
    same way. im not sure if you have ever listened to
    “Distorted View”, but they had so many stories from florida
    that they had to make an intro song called “Florida, Our
    Most Fucked Up State” just like the one you made since i
    was the only one calling in for the longest time.

  8. austin says:

    ohhh…. also, you mentioned wrestling… and “Macho Man”
    Randy Savage… did you know he put out a rap album in
    2003 called “Be A Man”, referring to Hulk Hogan not
    wanting to fight him in real life.

    THIS ALBUM ROCKS IN SO MANY WAYS

    if you guys want, ill email you the files… they are awesome

  9. Kyle says:

    [quote='austin' pid='340' dateline='1255973650']
    ohhh…. also, you mentioned wrestling… and “Macho Man”
    Randy Savage… did you know he put out a rap album in
    2003 called “Be A Man”, referring to Hulk Hogan not
    wanting to fight him in real life.

    THIS ALBUM ROCKS IN SO MANY WAYS

    if you guys want, ill email you the files… they are awesome
    [/quote]

    Do it! I need to hear this.

  10. marlykins says:

    Austin: Is it that time of the month? Lol geez. I wrote a lot about zombies because I had stuff to say about it. Just because I’m not fond of a topic doesn’t mean I have nothing to say about it. I wasn’t even talking about you calling in and bringing up the topic, or anything about you. Just the topic itself.

  11. P Shoe says:

    You guys think stories from Michigan are crazy?

    A FAMILY IN COLORADO MADE YOU WATCH AN EMPTY BALLOON FOR 3 HOURS!!!

  12. Doov says:

    So you want to grow marijuana for personal medical use or to be a caregiver? Just follow these simple steps!

    1. Find a doctor who is participating in the program (Protip: If the doctor is part of any chain or big Rx group, they will NOT be participating)
    2. If you have, or plan to be a caregiver for, a person who has a condition that qualifies, pay him $200 (cash) to write a letter to the MDCH saying “I attest this person has X condition and I think this person should be allowed to have a permit to grow weed.”
    3. If the MDCH says “K, cool.” then you pay them $100 to get your ID card.
    4. Grow and smoke your own.

  13. Kyle says:

    Doov, we are clearly getting our wires crossed here. Either that, or you’re talking to yourself. What puzzles me is where those with a permit are getting their pot to begin with. You can’t just conjure it from nothing. You have to already have plants or seeds in order to start growing it for yourself. If the state won’t give it to you or tell you where to get it, then the only thing I can think of is that you have to get it on the street, illegally.

  14. P Shoe says:

    Here in The CO, we have pot dispenseries for medical marijuana. Show ‘em the doctor’s note, they give you pot.

    Not sure if they have those in MI yet. If not, I’m confused like Kyle.

  15. Kyle says:

    [quote='P Shoe' pid='346' dateline='1256002542']
    Here in The CO, we have pot dispenseries for medical marijuana. Show ‘em the doctor’s note, they give you pot.

    Not sure if they have those in MI yet. If not, I’m confused like Kyle.
    [/quote]

    Yeah, this is my point. As far as I can tell, there are no dispensaries in Michigan. Everything I’ve read says they’re illegal.

  16. John K says:

    According to this Huffington Post article, it’s legal for patients to acquire medical marijuana, but how you do so is unclear:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/04/medical-marijuana-now-leg_n_148583.html

    That was back in December of last year. Maybe somebody knows. Gary?

  17. cloudbubble says:

    [quote='austin' pid='339' dateline='1255965275']
    holy fuck marly-webkins…
    for someone who doesn’t like zombies, you sure spent a
    lot of time talking about them… i dont think zombies are
    possible, and i have only watched “Shawn of the Dead”
    and “zombieland”, played a few (3-5) zombie games,
    and i have read “The Walking Dead” up to volume 10.

    i only called in about the zombie plan because i would like
    to play with guns and shoot shit, but that is the only reason
    for me to do so… so fuck, like, why dont i, just, like call in,
    like about, you know, like what are, like your favorites, like,
    you know.
    [/quote]

    Austin, its not that big of a deal. You brought up a topic, Kyle and Orion talked about it, Marlykins commented on it… so what, that is what the forum is for!
    Also, that last bit… was it supposed to be mocking? At least she offers something NEW to talk about. That’s just unnecessary dude. Let your ego chill lol! She wasn’t attacking your voicemail or your opinions, just discussing the episode. We don’t call you out, even when you do dumb ass stuff. Like starting fights over your voicemails and comments. Or continuing a topic when there is nothing else left to say. Or rambling so long your voicemail takes up a noticeable percentage of the entire episode. We IJHATTers have to stick together, so lets all just get along and not be douche fucks okay?!?! <3

  18. Doov says:

    Ohhhhhhh. Yes, intense wire-crossery. You kept referring to it as “it” and I thought you were talking about the card, not the actual weed. Anyway, one would need to attend one of the area “Compassion Club” meetings listed at this web site to meet up with “providers”

    http://www.michiganmedicalmarijuana.org/

    This site has everything that is available from the state and those who participate

  19. Kyle says:

    I admittedly haven’t scoured the entire website, but I still can’t find any info on how to actually acquire medical marijuana (which the state humorously refers to as “marihuana”). I get the impression that it’s a “don’t ask, don’t tell” sort of thing.

  20. austin says:

    Everyone:
    Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling 2009…
    Best Sport Ever? FUCK YEAH!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOyQBSMeIhM&feature=fvst

    cloudbubble:
    you cant say you dont call me out for things, and then
    list them, thats calling me out. and i only mention the
    favorite thing because its something people never have
    a good response for.

    when marly opens up the paragraph with “OH GOD NOT
    THIS”, that sounds like she is irritated because i think its
    a fun thing to talk about, and it was more entertaining
    than half the shit i could come up with.

    and the first thing i saw posted from you was you mad
    at your wifey, so is that ijhatters sticking together, no,
    but it was still fun.

    oh, and since my voicemails aren’t to your liking, please
    call in, i do it mostly because not many other people
    have the balls to call in, either that or are to lazy to do so.

    Kyle & Orion:
    i sent you both the music files zipped up with YouSendIt.com
    so check your emails for the link to download it (64.4mb).

    here is a direct link to the “Macho Man Randy Savage
    - be a man” album, its only good for 7 days or 100
    downloads, so if you want it get it now.

    http://tinyurl.com/yl2jgn6

    Something for the message board:
    maybe you could put a place on the boards for people
    to recommend things that are new to them…

    for example, i just found a band by the name “Cage
    The Elephant”, they are new to me, and i like their shit.

    or another example, i’ve been playing “Borderlands” on
    ps3 and it is a really good mix of FPS & RPG. i found a
    shotgun that also launched a rocket when fired!

    you could have one for movies, one for music, one for
    games, one for books/comics, and one for internet items.

  21. Kyle says:

    [quote='austin' pid='357' dateline='1256193719']
    Kyle & Orion:
    i sent you both the music files zipped up with YouSendIt.com
    so check your emails for the link to download it (64.4mb).

    here is a direct link to the “Macho Man Randy Savage
    - be a man” album, its only good for 7 days or 100
    downloads, so if you want it get it now.

    http://tinyurl.com/yl2jgn6
    [/quote]

    Thanks, man. I only got a chance to check it out briefly last night, but I’ll be giving it a better listen soon.

    [quote='austin' pid='357' dateline='1256193719']
    Something for the message board:
    maybe you could put a place on the boards for people
    to recommend things that are new to them…

    for example, i just found a band by the name “Cage
    The Elephant”, they are new to me, and i like their shit.

    or another example, i’ve been playing “Borderlands” on
    ps3 and it is a really good mix of FPS & RPG. i found a
    shotgun that also launched a rocket when fired!

    you could have one for movies, one for music, one for
    games, one for books/comics, and one for internet items.
    [/quote]

    Feel free to make threads like that yourself in The Blatherdome. That’s what it’s there for.

  22. Gary says:

    I’m sure showing up to one of these compassion club meetings would be a good way to find out how to legally acquire your prescribed medication. It’s possible that once you have the card you could legally have it shipped to you from a state that does have dispensaries or from a country where it is legal. In reality, most anyone who goes to their doctor and gets a prescription has already been self medicating and knows good and well where to find it. If the doctor was the one who suggested this option, odds are he’s been self medicating and can tell you where to go. I registered to vote so that I could vote yes on Prop 1. We snuck it through in the same election as Obama.

    The zombie walk was a great last year. I had a ninja star coming out of my face oozing blood. I think there were a good number of people who didn’t see it coming. There were old people in cars trying to drive through thousands of zombie folk who smeared blood all over their cars and made zombie noises. Of course there were some douche bags, but douche bags are everywhere. You would have to stay inside all the time to avoid them. That would make you a douche so even that wouldn’t work.

    As far as zombie attacks go, I would gather supplies and get as far away from civilization as possible. Maybe I would sleep in a tree. Can these zombies climb trees?

  23. cloudbubble says:

    [quote='austin' pid='357' dateline='1256193719']
    cloudbubble:
    you cant say you dont call me out for things, and then
    list them, thats calling me out. and i only mention the
    favorite thing because its something people never have
    a good response for.

    when marly opens up the paragraph with “OH GOD NOT
    THIS”, that sounds like she is irritated because i think its
    a fun thing to talk about, and it was more entertaining
    than half the shit i could come up with.

    and the first thing i saw posted from you was you mad
    at your wifey, so is that ijhatters sticking together, no,
    but it was still fun.

    oh, and since my voicemails aren’t to your liking, please
    call in, i do it mostly because not many other people
    have the balls to call in, either that or are to lazy to do so.
    [/quote]
    1.)that was kinda the point.. to say we don’t call you out, then do it anyway
    2.)marlykins just wants to know their favorites to learn more about them cause i’m pretty sure that she’s going to marry them (even if its without their knowledge)
    3.) “oh god not this” does not necessarily have a blatantly negative connotation, it could be said jokingly or like “haha here we go again”
    4.) If anyone thought that my “fight” with Marlykins was real, you’re a fucking retard… why would i end a great series of insults with “Love, your wifey” ? and also why would i get offended over something sooooo obviously RETARDED?
    5.) yes, as i have stated before, i am too lazy and as a woman i have no balls
    oh and
    6.) I am a very SARCASTIC person and use dry humor often, I also like to push buttons…don’t take ANYTHING that I say too serious unless otherwise stated

  24. austin says:

    1) meh

    2) tell marly to pick kyle, he is the weaker of the two
    and can be taken out like a gazelle with a bum leg

    3) but when used with “…I said out loud, “OH GOD
    NOT THIS.” I dated a boy earlier this year …
    … should a zombie apocalypse ever occur. I thought
    it was soooo retarded, but whatever.”
    you could see why me, not knowing marly, would
    think that she was irritated.

    4) again, me not knowing you, and you not calling in
    means i have very little to base my judgment on you.
    if i knew you, then i would be fucking a retard in the
    wrong hole. why would you end your insults with
    “Love , your wifey”… see your 6) “I am a very
    SARCASTIC person”, i think that would explain the
    love part being sarcastic. why would you get offended
    so easily… well, you replace your real name with wifey
    & cloudbubble, and from your picture, you appear to be
    Female. maybe im just going off a stereotype, but most
    humans with vaginas get offended off the stupidest shit.
    if you disagree with the fact the women get offended
    easily, please dont breed. as i can admit most men think
    with their dick.

    5) then grow a pair of ovaries, and pick up the phone.

    6) click play for my reply

  25. marlykins says:

    Austin: The key word you used was “most.” As in, not all. So you can stop automatically assuming every single female is that way! You know, just a helpful hint.

    Also, you should probably stop taking things so personally. I mean, it just seems like some sort of ego thing that you would automatically assume I was talking about you. And instead of clarifying, you pitch a bitchfit and assume I’m calling you retarded, when I actually wasn’t.

    Also, before you assume even MORE stuff, this isn’t me bitching at you. This is me saying, look, seriously, it’s annoying how you come off, and please stop assuming things about what other people say and then bitch about it and start mocking me when your assumption was wholly wrong. In the end, it just makes you look kind of, well, dumb, for lack of a better word.

    Sorry you took it that I was making fun of you. The topic in itself just annoyed me after having dealt with it for a while.

    I hate having to get serious here, but I sort of feel it’s called for in this situation. Since you just out-and-out assumed I was talking about YOU instead of asking if I was bitching about you or the topic, it just caused a bunch of un-necessary drama and ranting.

  26. austin says:

    gayness… i hate typing what im trying to say.

    i didn’t think you were calling me retarded…
    it was your ex i thought. it make me look
    more like an ass than dumb. the topic
    annoyed you, thats fine, but that doesn’t
    mean im butt hurt about the it. i didn’t
    assume you were talking about me, you are
    assuming i dumb and cant read the part
    where you mention your ex.

    anytime you have a disagreement on forums,
    everything is assumed and skewed since you
    cant have a conversation about what it is
    your talking about.

    and boo-hoo about the girl part, to many times
    have i thought a girl i knew wasn’t overly
    sensitive and then gotten in trouble because
    they were offended by me, i dont know you,
    ill probably never have a conversation with
    you or cloudbubble, so get over the fact that
    i have to infer what tone you use in your
    posts, and what you meant. as for my ego? i
    dont have an ego about anything from this
    forum, but ill get over the fact that you have
    to base your opinion of me off my text. or maybe
    my forum id pic, maybe the glasses that i wear
    to mock the tools that irritate me makes you think
    im a egotistical tool… i dont care, my wife and
    long time friends dont get my humor. so, i come
    off as someone im not, but i dont care.

  27. John K says:

    I just read the whole Austin/Marlycake faceoff, and I’ve got sympathy for both sides. As far as Austin goes, I know I’ve gotten upset before when people didn’t mean to upset me, as Kyle can attest (“What do you mean CREAMY peanut butter, Kyle!?!”). And I’ve also offended people without at all meaning to do so, as Marly inadvertently did here.

    These things happen, and they seem to happen more often on the meowzernet.

    If we were all in the same area, we could all go grab burgers and relax and talk about how crazy Puerto Rican girls are. Living the dream!

  28. cloudbubble says:

    [quote='austin' pid='367' dateline='1256343351']
    and boo-hoo about the girl part, to many times
    have i thought a girl i knew wasn’t overly
    sensitive and then gotten in trouble because
    they were offended by me
    [/quote]
    first off, its not “to many times,” its “[too] many times”
    secondly, overly sensitive seems to describe you more than us, you vagina!

  29. marlykins says:

    Austin: Well, I give up. I tried to be civilized and even apologised and you have to keep up your holier-than-thou, let-me-bitch-about-everything attitude, and kept acting like a twat! So I’m done with the arguing now and instead I’ll just ignore all this nonsensical drama.

    John K: I’d totally be up for grabbing a burger. Although I couldn’t much contribute to the Puerto Rican girl conversation, as I don’t recall ever really knowing any!

    Wifey: I’m so glad my grammar-nazi ways have worn off on you. You’re making progress! I’m so proud. *sheds a tear*

  30. cloudbubble says:

    [quote='John K' pid='368' dateline='1256395796']
    If we were all in the same area, we could all go grab burgers and relax and talk about how crazy Puerto Rican girls are. Living the dream!
    [/quote]
    Marlykins and I will road trip it up there to get a burger and relax, but I don’t know any crazy Puerto Rican girls to talk about :( !! lol

  31. marlykins says:

    OH GOD! John K, I take that back — my wifey and I *do* know a Puerto Rican! She and I roomed in a triple dorm back in college together. Our other roommate was puerto rican. SHE WAS A HUGE HUGE BITCH. Like seriously, she was crazy. She would stir up drama with her friends so that they hated us, and she’d do stuff to piss us off, and she wanted to murder us, I’m sure. Heather and I refer to her as ‘Q’. And one, time, Q said Heather should feel lucky that she restrained herself from pushing Heather down the stairs.

    I could go in to a bunch of stories about this chick, as could Heather, but it’s pretty off-topic. My wifey should be posting a thread over in the blatherdome about roommate stories, if anyone wants to share stories about their roommates, either in general or from college or whatever.

  32. John K says:

    I briefly dated a girl who was half-Puerto Rican and at least half-crazy. I always had to worry that something sharp was in reach, and that she might be in a stabbin’ mood.

    Q sounds like she was bad news, too.

    I propose an e-burger toast. I’m lifting my e-burger to you all. Shalom.

  33. austin says:

    My wife is half Puerto Rican half black (Caribbean,
    not African), she isn’t crazy, shes the caring
    “motherly” type”… but her Puerto Rican mom has
    thrown pots and pans and bashed heads in to walls.[hr]
    heather/marly:
    really? too instead of to? who cares? i’m not
    turning in a term paper.

    and as for the me a vagina… maybe, but i’ve
    reread the entire conversation and i didn’t try
    to bitch and be holier than thou. The first post
    i made was me saying “holy fuck” as in Wow
    thats a lot of information about zombies… not
    an angry holy fuck, an astonished holy fuck.
    and the “marly-webkins” was me making a
    stupid reference to webkins, a children’s web
    game. then me saying that im not a zombie
    loving freak, but that i enjoy the occasional
    zombie based item. then it was me being a
    douche about marly calling in about favorite
    fill-in the blank… which was bull shit on my
    part… especially since i’ve asked top 10 bands
    before and other related shit. then marly post
    and i can only assume she thinks im using holy
    fuck as an angry or pissed off kind of way. and
    she thinks i thought she was talking about me…
    which i didn’t. then heather points out me being a
    douche about the favorites thing… i agree. also
    she thinks what marly thinks about me being
    pissed or like i took it as an attack about her not
    liking zombies… which i didn’t take that way. then
    try to respond to the situation, failing to make
    clear i wasn’t butt hurt. then more explaining from
    two sarcastic people… oh by the way sarcasm
    carries really clear on the internet. wink* wink*.
    and more confusion and blah blah blah.

    Heather your clearly strong willed, please call in
    and leave a voicemail about something…
    other than this shit.

    both of you, im sorry my choice of words doesn’t
    translate in to (or is it “too”) what im meaning.
    this has been three people not understanding
    what the other person is talking about… also,
    im sorry im an ass.

    to John K’s point… where is everyone at? im near
    orlando florida, but from columbus ohio.

  34. John K says:

    Austin: I’m in Grand Rapids, Michigan, along with Kyle and Orion. Some of the forum members are here, too. Far enough away from Florida that we envy you (or at least I do). Not as far from Columbus.

  35. cloudbubble says:

    Austin: Im in Marion, Va. Thats the southwestern corner of Va… it sucks

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