IJHATT Episode #37 Tricky Treats

Well, fuck you then. BANG!

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9 Responses to “IJHATT Episode #37 Tricky Treats”

  1. Kyle says:

    Here’s the crap I promised to post in the forum:

    [img]http://www.ijusthadaterriblethought.com/images/maryfuckingjanes.jpg[/img]
    Mary Fucking Janes

    [img]http://www.ijusthadaterriblethought.com/images/aldiseahorse.jpg[/img]
    Aldi’s seahorse. The top one is Aldi’s. The bottom one is mine.

    [img]http://www.ijusthadaterriblethought.com/images/aldirooster.jpg[/img]
    Aldi’s four-legged rooster.

    [img]http://www.ijusthadaterriblethought.com/images/aldicamel.jpg[/img]
    Aldi’s camel (which she named Camela) with a master-crafted blend of Turkish tobaccos for reference.

    [img]http://www.ijusthadaterriblethought.com/images/robberpussy.jpg[/img]
    Adorable crybaby robber.
    [url=http://www.break.com/index/thief-starts-to-cry-during-robbery.html]Here’s a link to the video[/url]
    Editor’s Note: Orion and I weren’t really paying attention to the audio when we listened to it during recording and we completely missed two pieces of information that were blatantly stated for us. See if you can figure out what they are!

    I looked briefly for Hulk Hogan’s music and couldn’t find any. I’ll have to do some more digging.

  2. marlykins says:

    As always, here’s my thoughts on this episode, yay! I kept them short this time since nobody liked my rambling last time.

    I like candy corn as well, Birthday Faggot.

    Those drawings on the napkins are sweet.

    What is it with Orion and rape?!

    I fucking love Lost, it’s like my favorite TV show.

    How is the “illegal alien” costume THAT “distasteful” or “offensive”? Wow. Wow about all the other “distasteful” and “offensive” costumes?

    I still love your attempts at pronouncing difficult names, Kyle.

    I would be quite sad if porn became illegal. I’d probably cry a river!

    For some reason, I laughed pretty hard at the “pause the show and pretend it’s a dead air voicemail” part.

  3. Gary says:

    If you videotape yourself banging a hooker does that make it legal?

  4. cloudbubble says:

    [quote='Gary' pid='381' dateline='1256451039']
    If you videotape yourself banging a hooker does that make it legal?
    [/quote]

    go test that theory… tell us if it works…you can use your one phone call to leave a voicemail

  5. Doov says:

    This comment updated in real-time!

    Ken Avis worked for Nestle, so we always got king-size Nestle Crunch bars. And I remember that fucking gum. Wow, really takes me back. Fruit leathers are actually pretty good, but not for kids on Halloween. I’m at the opposite side of the jellybean spectrum as you–I’m a big fan. Even the black ones. Just don’t look them in the eye.

    I remember those chalky white frankenstein sticks!!!

    The bane of my halloween existence: Bit-o-honeys.

    FUPA = Front Upper Pussy Area. Kyle is correct.

    I watched Eureka’s Castle, and I remember the dragon, but not the slurms :/

  6. austin says:

    i found Eureeka’s castle on youtube, i kinda remember
    the name, but now i know i watched it… just dont
    remember much

    and there was a photo gallery about the zombie parade
    kyle mentioned from the last show on the wall street
    journal…
    http://blogs.wsj.com/photojournal/2009/10/22/zombie-city-usa/

  7. austin says:

    about the halloween candy from the most hated list,
    any of the old school candy like mary janes, necco
    wafers, chick-o-stiks, raisins, fruit leathers, candy
    corn… blah blah blah… i actually like, even the black
    and orange wrapped shit. the only thing i didn’t like
    was apples, popcorn and tootsie rolls… not that i
    didn’t like tootsie rolls, just that 50% of my candy
    every year was some form of tootsie roll. i will actually
    go to the gas station every so often and buy the old
    school candy like necco wafers and circus peanuts.
    warheads has this new sour fruit chew i just found called
    “QBZ” they arent to sour, but are awesome.

    Randy savage actually does voice acting… he was in the
    disney animated movie “Bolt” as a thug… his imdb page
    doesnt even have his spiderman role.
    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0688187/

    i’ve never watched lost, but i dont watch much tv, just
    “Modern Family”, “Burn Notice”, & “Hells Kitchen”.

    I thought black barbie (or even minority barbie) was the
    bratz dolls… they have thick lips and curvy bodies. and
    as for the for the hair not being nappy because a lot of
    black women get weaves… you ever notice everyone with
    a weave will thump on their head because it itches their
    scalp, but itching it makes it fall out… if it is that irritating
    then why do it… do you hate your self that much?

    Porn is legal because it can be taxed easily… the day
    prostitution and drug deals can be taxed is the day it
    becomes legal. thats why nevada has brothels, because the
    made it possible to tax it.

    Florida Woman Charged with Exposing Herself To Underage
    Football Players… about an hour from where i live… i swear
    i live in the dumbest state.
    http://tinyurl.com/ycy6x5n

    i just heard this song by Owl City called “Fireflies”… i love the
    sound of the song, especially the chorus… but i hate the words
    coming out of his mouth… but i still really like this song… does
    this ever happen to you, and if so what songs… this happens to
    me with most kanye west songs for me. here is a link to it…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI4JLa0hbUw
    i cant stop listening to this damn song.

  8. P Shoe says:

    Bah, finally got around to listening to this episode. Visiting MI kind of put me behind schedule with things here, but at least I listened before the next episode!

    ——

    My dad (and eventually myself) did the whole dressed-as-a-scarecrow thing for trick-or-treaters. But what we did was, we had 2 other actual scarecrows, and the bowl of candy was between all of them. Add in a crazy strobe light, and it was actually pretty scary and original, compared to the ‘ol this-one-scarecrow-is-clearly-a-person setup.

    ——

    I remember the time nWo took over the WCW broadcast. It was funny.

    The thing about Hogan and Savage is that they, apparently had a lot of real life issues with each other. Don’t know much about it. Could ask our pal Mikey B. about it… but I honestly don’t care to know more about it, and doubt Mikey even wants to talk about old nerdy things like that.

    ——

    On the subject of black kids and dolls…

    While visiting MI, my sister had her baby shower. The father/her fiance is black. As you guys may remember, she’s only dated black guys her whole life, that’s just the way it’s been. Now, she’s having twins, a boy and a girl.

    Anyways, at the shower, our grandmother, who has said pretty racist things in the past, gave her two dolls for the kids.

    For the girl, a blond, blue-eyed girl doll. One that looked like my sister when she was a kid. Kind of saying “this is what grandma wishes you looked like.”

    For the boy… now… I really, really hope… my grandma didn’t UNDERSTAND why this is horrible… but she got him a BLACK MONKEY doll… seriously.

    Needless to say… my sister is returning the dolls.

    Those activists groups need to protest my grandmother.

  9. austin says:

    [quote='P Shoe' pid='397' dateline='1257055547']
    The thing about Hogan and Savage is that they,
    apparently had a lot of real life issues with each
    other. Don’t know much about it.
    [/quote]

    There has been beef between Randy Savage and
    Hulk Hogan for a longtime but it is an on and off
    thing. One year Savage and Hogan are buddies
    and the next year one of them hates the other.
    The main reasons for their fighting is that Savage
    believes he wasn’t pushed well in WCW and some
    how blames Hogan for it. The other reason is
    Savage’s ex-wife who was rumored to be sleeping
    with Hogan during and after her marriage to
    Savage. People also think that Randy does it for
    attention. He makes these rants to promote his
    rap albums and his website. I checked out some
    of his “promos” which all he did was rant about
    how much he dislike Hogan and how he wants to
    fight him. It looks like he is doing it for attention.

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