Did I ever tell you about the time I stabbed my brother in the eye?
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It’s lucky I was downloading gratuitous amounts of porn, or else I would have missed this.[hr]
in regards to the mics.
1, mebbe you have it on an omni setting. On Cardoid, there’s usually 3 settings. Look for the one that looks like this;
[img]http://www.lennonbus.org/images/blog/post_images/600px-Polar_pattern_cardioid.png[/img]
that’s the pattern it’s picking up in. Oh and you might just have them turned up way too hot.
If this doesn’t help, then sell them and buy shure sm57′s
And holy shitballs that accent is good, well done. 10/10
And the british accent was excellent, 100/10 for this
Can you speak some more in it please, it gave me a massive hard on.
In Real Time
*Local Shows- Haha, when I was in high school I went to punk shows at a local auto shop on the weekends. The very last time I went, the lead singer of one of the more sucky bands was really getting into the music. he grabbed his water bottle and proceeded to spit it out onto the crowd and I, who was in the front, got covered in water-spit spray! if i didn’t like your music before, spitting on me really isn’t going to help!
*Fighting cash bush midgets- hahaha, i think i just pissed mah pants!! te he he
*Shitty Costumes- My place of employment had a costume contest for kids 12 & under this halloween. This little boy had MADE a transformers costume… and it really transformed!! He could lay on the ground and he became a car, a boxy car, but it was still the most awesome homemade costume i’ve ever seen. Sadly he didn’t win, everyone voted for a store bought costume which was bull shit. I’ll try to get pics of the transformer boy.
*Pranks- My little sister was addicted to Viva La Bam when she was 12, so she thought that it was really awesome to play pranks on me like every day. She once hid every piece of clothing that i own except for 1 work outfit. She took my shirt, pants, socks, panties, and bra; soaked them in water; and stuck them in our deep freezer. I get home, hop in the shower, dry off, and go to get dressed… except my clothes were gone, she had even grabbed my dirty clothes including the ones that i had just taken off while i was in the shower! So i had absolutely NOTHING to wear. I had no idea what she had done at this point so i was just in “WTF mode.” I remembered that I had an old pair of pants in my closet that i had a bottle of jack wrapped up in, so i look for that… and its gone, the pants AND the jack! So now i’m thinking “holy shit my parents found my stash and packed up my clothes and they are throwing me out” Im about to leave my room to go talk to my parents about it… i had a speech ready “so i guess you found my liquor and you’re kicking me out cause my clothes are gone.”… when i open my door my sis is standing there laughing her ass off. Then i figure out what’s going on. She wouldn’t tell me where my clothes were… she just said to look down stairs. I look in the freezer and there is my complete work outfit, frozen solid. I have to be at work in 30 mins, and it takes me 18 mins to get there, I don’t have time to search the whole house for my clothes, and i don’t have time to de-thaw my frozen outfit, and she absolutely will NOT give up the location of my clothes… so i have to call in sick to work. AFTER the call is over, she tells me where my clothes are… AFTER i call in sick! I guess that missing a day of work wasn’t the worst thing that could have happened, I could have made it to my mom and basically told on myself for having a bottle of jack in my closet (which my sis had actually NOT seen, she just grabbed the pants and threw them in her pile… it was still rolled up in the pants when i got my clothes back)
*Flight of the Concords- And do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae
transmitting data back to Earth? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM
*Game Shows- Marlykins and I love the game show LINGO!! and the show “big money, no whammy” is actually called “Whammy”
*top 10 cruel things- I’m guilty, sort of- A guy kept bugging me one night, and I was completely obvious in my disinterest, but this guy just would NOT leave me alone. I was saying the most absurd things to get him to leave. like He asked for my number and i told him that i didn’t answer my phone cause the government can track my movement and record my calls. So he asked for my aim id… at this point i couldn’t figure out why he was still talking to me when i was TRYING to appear crazy and i just wanted to be left alone so i gave it to him, he later added me and i just never responded to his messages… i saw him a few months later and he asked me if i ever got his messages… i told him that “my aim sometimes shows that i’m online when i’m really not so sorry”…. i thankfully never heard from him again
*drinking helps nervous drivers- i drive better drunk because i’m sooo paranoid that ill get caught, i will drive overly cautious
I always did April Fool’s wrong. Most people do a joke where they pretend a horrible thing happened, then would be like “April Fool’s! Everything’s ok!”
I was more like “Oh, hey, mom, I’m going to be home late tonight. Got a date.” And at the moment my mom actually had hope for me and my social life, I’d be like “HA! NO! APRIL FOOL’S! GIRLS DON’T LIKE ME!”
Those were funny.
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The “no whammy!” show was called “Press your luck”. Many years later, they tried to revive it, calling it “Whammy! The All-New Press Your Luck” (which is where Cloud got that silly name).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Press_Your_Luck
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As a guy who complains about what girls do… A LOT… that list just sounded like a bunch of whining. Just an article written to make guys feel better about themselves being push-overs. And again, this comes from a big push-over that complains about girls often.
(Though I’ll agree the concealing relationship status is annoying. Girl at work let me flirt with her for 2 months, then take her out on a date. Towards the end of the date, she finally told me she had a boyfriend… though granted, it’s lame enough that it takes me 2 months to make a move.)
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“HA! NO! APRIL FOOL’S! GIRLS DON’T LIKE ME!”
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(Though I’ll agree the concealing relationship status is annoying. Girl at work let me flirt with her for 2 months, then take her out on a date. Towards the end of the date, she finally told me she had a boyfriend… though granted, it’s lame enough that it takes me 2 months to make a move.)
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It’s okay, I’ll loan you my wifey Marlykins if you want!!!!!!
I loved that show Street Smarts where you had to guess if some idiot in the street would have the answer to simple questions.
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Girl at work let me flirt with her for 2 months, then take her out on a date. Towards the end of the date, she finally told me she had a boyfriend…
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If the date had gone well enough she still would have slept with you.
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Girl at work let me flirt with her for 2 months, then take her out on a date. Towards the end of the date, she finally told me she had a boyfriend…
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If the date had gone well enough she still would have slept with you.
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Yeah… spoiler alert… that wasn’t the end to the whole story. But no need to go into it.
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Blah blah microphones…
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Thanks Aleene. Unfortunately the mics I bought are not switchable like that, and the polar pattern isn’t quite that tight. I should have looked at that before I bought them. I was primarily basing my purchases on positive reviews and personal anecdotes. Serves me right I guess. We’re going to try to work with what we’ve got for the next episode, but I might just have to pick up those SM57s. I’d really love to get a pair of SM7Bs, but I don’t see that happening any time soon.
Oh, great news, guys!
Did you really like “Press Your Luck”? Really, REALLY like it?
THEN GET OUT YOUR WII!!!
http://wii.ign.com/articles/104/1042626p1.html
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. I’d really love to get a pair of SM7Bs, but I don’t see that happening any time soon.
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Mebbe marlykins will buy you some for christmas
Okay so I finally got around to writing a comment for this episode! Yay for being MASSIVELY BEHIND.
I think Kyle should do a whole episode in accent. That was great. But as far as accents go, it depends on where the person lives that you’re asking as to whether I have an accent. “Southern people” don’t really think I have an accent; “northerners” tend to think I have just a hint of one; people from other countries with other accents tend to think it’s a bit more pronounced. I love my wifey’s accent though. It’s fun to make fun of. It wasn’t too bad at college, but when she went back to her home-country-land, I could hear it better. Or when she’s angry, she sounds hella southern when angry. SHE SHOULD CALL IN AND TALK ALREADY SO YOU ALL CAN HEAR IT! HINT HINT, HEATHER!!
As for game shows, I was totally going to mention Lingo, but my wifey got there first. Man, I really miss watching Lingo on our janky futon in our dorm! Although it took Heather for-freaking-ever to understand wtf was going on in that game. I kept explaining it to her but, bless her heart, she’s a little slow. Hahaha, I love you wifey!
I called in and left a voicemail with a couple comments sort of pertaining to this episode. And I was talking extremely fast, my apologies in advance, but at the time I was leaving the voicemail, I had to hurry up and make the call, and I had a lot to say and little time to say it so I sound like I’m on speed or something.
As for the list of the ten things chicks do that suck, I admit I’m guilty of a few, but not really intentionally. I have “used a guy as a placeholder,” but I wasn’t doing it so much for a “I hate being alone” reason… The couple times it’s happened, I’d been having major problems with the guy, and I was trying to work it out even though it seemed to be heading for disaster anyway, and then I found someone else I was interested in and figured, eh, if it’s not working out with the other guy already, just give up.
I guess if someone looked at my relationships with dudes and had no idea about how I am or whatever, they’d accuse me of being emotionally manipulative. I do cry and get my way a lot, but most of the time this is due to my anxiety, depression, and the fact that I have bad mood swings that are easily triggered.
As far as physical violence goes, I tend to playfully hit people, but it doesn’t really hurt. I have been told I do it excessively sometimes, but I tone it down when it’s pointed out if it’s getting on someone’s nerves.
Criticizing people in front of other people, like poking fun at them, ugh, that drives me bonkers once it crosses a certain line. I try my best not to do this with my significant others, because my first boyfriend (Heather can attest he was an asshat in MANY WAYS) would ALWAYS do this to me, knowing full well I hated when he did it, and that was sort of the point of him doing it. I absolutely hate it now if it’s too “cruel” or excessive. I think this is in part due to my social anxiety. Idk.
The “don’t disclose relationship status” bit and the “flirt to inspire jealousy” bit kinda-sorta applies to me, but not wholly. I never hide my relationship statuses, and I never flirt to inspire jealousy or whatever, but I will be the first to admit that I am a naturally flirtatious person. I don’t tend to do it to try and get with anybody, but I just have a flirtatious nature. I have to make this clear with most guys I talk to, or else they get the wrong signal.
And finally, I’ve never withheld sex as a punishment or anything — I LOVE SEX TOO MUCH and it would only punish me in the end, I think, hahaha. And I’ve probably tested a guy once or twice without meaning to, and the only time I’ve done it purposefully was when my boyfriend at the time was going to see a movie with his ex that he was still friends with, and I was having a panic attack and he knew how to talk me through it and calm me down and nobody else really did. He was just kind of like “it’ll pass, I’m still going to this movie” and I was so goddamn irritated. Needless to say, we wound up breaking up eventually anyway.