IJHATT Episode #41 Mr. Wendal

Get off your high horse! …because it’s my girlfriend.

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13 Responses to “IJHATT Episode #41 Mr. Wendal”

  1. Kyle says:

    DRUNKTEST:
    [img]http://www.ijusthadaterriblethought.com/images/kyle/tacos.png[/img]

  2. John K says:

    “Isn’t that what slaves are?” Nice! “Black dick, there’s nothing wrong with that. I like Snakes On A Plane” made me laugh until my face was red.

    Oh God! I had to look meat baby up. For those who haven’t seen it, it’s terrifying:

    http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/189457672/the-meat-baby-submitted-by-ryan-prevost

    Not to sound like a fag, but I like my porn to have some narrative to it. Videos that start out with a blowjob or whatever bore me. There needs to be some buildup.

    Kyle: I’m totally with you in regards to vocalizing. A girl once told me I was the quietest guy she’d been with. I said, “You mean ‘best,’ bitch,” and then I slapped her.

    A question: have you guys been with girls who have OVER-vocalized? Like, they seemed to feel they were in a porn, or maybe they learned about sex through porn, and they felt that they had to be super into it? It’s a little weird.

    I think video games are art, too. People seem to accept now that comic books are art, and, after initial resistance, people accept that movies are art. I just roll my eyes when people argue that they aren’t art. It’s obvious that they are. I haven’t seen a video game that’s as intricate as Proust, with a soundtrack worthy of Bach, but unlike the haters, I’d like to see that game.

    I’m only halfway through the episode but this comment’s long already. This episode is chock-full. I am going to go make some tea.[hr]
    Isn’t that 911 call great? Phone sex is enough work when it’s with willing partners (hi, Karen!). I can’t imagine trying it with a stranger, much less a stranger who doesn’t work at an adult phone service, much less someone who can have you arrested. Lord.

    ____ was in a feeder and eater relationship? Oh, man. I’d never heard about that until recently, when watching an episode of Bones (not a great show, but sometimes fun). Weird, weird stuff.

    Also weird about the Klingon thing. I can’t think of any points to make that you guys didn’t make. And furries! So nuts. Granted, we all want to have sex with anthropomorphic animals, but we have to be realistic; that stuff is reserved for the afterlife.

  3. Aleene says:

    Firstly, aldi quote of the day is probably the best thing ever.

    “I like my porn to have some narrative to it. Videos that start out with a blowjob or whatever bore me. There needs to be some buildup.” this, but I don’t care if i sound like a fag

    And the audio quality is absolutely pr0. [size=xx-large]SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS NOT THE HOW TO PODCAST PODCAST![/size]

    and shit i forgot to sent the letter promis i wil do it tomorrow[hr]
    Oh and my favorite type of porn is porn with no dicks

  4. marlykins says:

    A+ episode, gentlemen. I approve of meatbaby.

  5. Kyle says:

    RAPIDFIRE!

    [quote='John K' pid='468' dateline='1258932995']
    Oh God! I had to look meat baby up. For those who haven’t seen it, it’s terrifying:

    http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/189457672/the-meat-baby-submitted-by-ryan-prevost
    [/quote]

    It can’t be unseen.

    [quote='John K' pid='468' dateline='1258932995']
    A question: have you guys been with girls who have OVER-vocalized? Like, they seemed to feel they were in a porn, or maybe they learned about sex through porn, and they felt that they had to be super into it? It’s a little weird.
    [/quote]

    No, but it sounds like a good time.

    [quote='John K' pid='468' dateline='1258932995']
    ____ was in a feeder and eater relationship? Oh, man. I’d never heard about that until recently, when watching an episode of Bones (not a great show, but sometimes fun). Weird, weird stuff.
    [/quote]

    Yeah. Obviously I thought better about revealing identities after recording. That kind of thing could ruin a politician! OHNO I’VE SAID TOO MUCH!

    [quote='John K' pid='468' dateline='1258932995']
    Granted, we all want to have sex with anthropomorphic animals, but we have to be realistic; that stuff is reserved for the afterlife.
    [/quote]

    I know, right?

    [quote='Aleene' pid='470' dateline='1258936276']
    And the audio quality is absolutely pr0. SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS NOT THE HOW TO PODCAST PODCAST!
    [/quote]

    I think we should be done talking about it now. I hope.

  6. Aleene says:

    And the downlo on mw2;

    If you shoot the badguys, they kill you
    If you play the mission, you [b]have[/b] to kill police, which in the context is almost as bad as killing the civilians.

    SPOILERS DON’T CRY LIKE A BITCH IF YOU HAVEN’T PLAYED THE GAME

    The reason the level is in there is to explain the story. You’re a cia agent, and at the end of the level you get killed. The russian police find your body, and blame america for the killings. This then sparks a war between america and russia, making the basis of the story. Either way, the fake killings happen and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

    The main story of the americans is fighting the russians who have invaded america. And the story of the SAS is pwning the terrorists and hunting down the main bad guy from mw1.

    By the way the game is fucking awesome buy an xbox and play with meeeee.

    And I was jokin kyle thought you woulda seen the massive recall ;_;

  7. P Shoe says:

    Yeah, I’m still getting that bad echo. And yeah, it’s the “sound gate”, or whatever you called it, starting and stopping that’s hurting my head, but that noise goes up and down with the pitch of your voices. I don’t know. I’m confident in your ability to tweak and improve it over time.

    Something about my hearing has always been odd and sensitive. Not in that douche-baggy “oh, my hearing is very refined, and I judge music on things you can’t hear” sort of way. Just little noises always bothered me. It’s my own deal.

    But people are apparently annoyed by our nerdy audio discussions, so I’ll drop it.

    ——-

    I’m mostly just posting to say thanks for playing “Mr. Wendal”. You guys may remember my family’s orange/white cat, Wendal. We named him after that song, because he was a stray we brought in, and the song is indeed about a hobo. It was a nice slice of nostalgia to hear. D’AWWWWWW!

  8. Kyle says:

    [quote='P Shoe' pid='477' dateline='1258941982']
    Yeah, I’m still getting that bad echo. And yeah, it’s the “sound gate”, or whatever you called it, starting and stopping that’s hurting my head, but that noise goes up and down with the pitch of your voices. I don’t know. I’m confident in your ability to tweak and improve it over time.
    [/quote]

    Well, crap. I really thought we had it sorted out. I guess I’ll keep messing with it, but I’m done talking about it on the show for now.

    [quote='P Shoe' pid='477' dateline='1258941982']
    I’m mostly just posting to say thanks for playing “Mr. Wendal”. You guys may remember my family’s orange/white cat, Wendal. We named him after that song, because he was a stray we brought in, and the song is indeed about a hobo. It was a nice slice of nostalgia to hear. D’AWWWWWW!
    [/quote]

    You’re welcome.

  9. John K says:

    Unrelated to the episode, BUT I finally ordered my ijhatt shirt. I’m excited to rock it out all over town.

  10. Kyle says:

    [quote='John K' pid='493' dateline='1259438263']
    Unrelated to the episode, BUT I finally ordered my ijhatt shirt. I’m excited to rock it out all over town.
    [/quote]

    That’s awesome, John. We haven’t ordered one of those ourselves, so let us know how it comes out.

  11. JayKriz says:

    Unrelated to the episode, calling a lady late at night makes you “boom” the whole night. Crapping out what does she really want turns your wallet drained.Excuse me for the ladies out there,but I guess that is one way of showing how do they pinch you into nose.

  12. Kyle says:

    What the hell? Is this our first case of forum spam?

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