IJHATT Episode #45 Dong Dagger Conflict
Hey, man. Can I have those pants?
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My baby cousin’s way of showing us that she took a shit in her diaper is to stick her finger in it, sniff it, and show it to us (occasionally followed by her trying to lick her finger).
I hate “A Christmas Story” too!!!!!! My favorite Christmas movie is “The Nightmare Before Christmas.” That counts as a Christmas movie right?? Also, I liked “The Polar Express”… the first few times i saw it. It is sooo over played now, kinda like “A Christmas Story.” After seeing “Home Alone,” I got a TalkGirl. It was my favorite toy for at least 2 years (thats a LONG time in kid time).
I do a lot of charity work, but I’ve never been asked to donate my pants. I wish they would have asked, that would have been awesome. “Don’t bother caring, cause it could turn out bad” - I don’t agree with that. The reason I do charity work and don’t think about this is because you never know when it could be you needing the help. Yes, If I was in need I would be hesitant to take help… but would later be grateful that someone would put themselves out there like that for anther person (if that makes any sense).
Right vs left side of brain- I think in pictures. I read a lot… like obsessively a lot. When i get into a book, i stop thinking about what I’m reading and see the story playing in my mind like a movie. Like at work i read on break. I get into “the zone” and i don’t hear people sitting across the break room table talking to me unless they yell in my face. This probably means that i have a mental defect (aka i’m retarded) because I’ve NEVER met anyone who does this too. Also, I was terrible at grammar in school. This would point to a visual person, but i’ve always been insanely good at math and science.
My first taste of beer was when i was 4. I had a taste of daddy’s beer and thought it tasted like piss. Many years later i tried it again, and still thought it tasted like piss. I’ll stick to bitch beer and hard liquor thanks. My favorite part of this story is that he was wearing a dress! Safety devices- my parents had to use a lot of these. I apparently had a death wish as a kid. My favorite hobbies were to open child proof pill bottles and eat all the meds. (my mom had the poison control center # memorized), to spray chemical cleaners in my eye (i had to be put in a straight jacket so the Dr.s could clean it out and put an eye patch on), and to run away (many times near by family members had to return me to my parents who didn’t know that i was missing). I was a dumb ass kid.
I’m pro-raping bubbles. Its the only way to be! I’m all for rape club. When is the first meeting?
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My favorite Christmas movie is “The Nightmare Before Christmas.”
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I agree. “The Nightmare Before Christmas” is easily the coolest Christmas movie ever. I showed to my students last week in class after they finished their exams. So I have seen twenty times now this Christmas season and it still rules.
Wiener Weapon War is gonna be my next screen name for something.
Consider me part of your RapeLegion, Orion.