IJHATT Episode #52 Octopus Teeth
C’mon, fish! I want you!
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Really enjoyed this weeks show.
Thought Aldi was great in it.
I think I would be too scared to put my penis anywhere near an octopus, those things are far too strong with their suction. The promise of pleasure does not outweigh the risks of dismemberment for me.
when i was little, my “uncle” (one of my father’s friends) had a pet raccoon. they make awesome pets. that is all.
Downsey bachelor = win. Aldi should definitely go on it if it ever gets created.
“Come on, fish, I want you!” and other fish-trash-talking methods made me lol so hard.
I’m usually a stickler for grammar but I think “octopos” is so much better than “octopi.” I think I’ll use it instead.
Aldi’s boner song was amazing.
That is all.
I’m back!! woo-hoo!! I was MIA due to a home/ moving situation but that is all taken care of now… mostly… there is still the matter of actually moving all of my shit :(… anyone want to do it for me?!??!?!?
lol any way, about this ep.
I LOVE THAT ALDI WAS BACK!!! hooray for Aldi time!
Aww, No “Orion Explains It All” again :’(
Kyle, I’ve always wanted to smash a bottle on a table in a bar too!! I’m kinda like Aldi, in that im a violent person… but instead of hitting people, i like to break things. Also, i too have the “i dont give a shit about people, but dont you fuck around with animals” attitude
Orion, a few weeks ago a deer ran out in front of my car. I slammed on the breaks as hard as i could… my tires squealed and there was some smoke… but the deer wouldn’t move. I only came to a stop like right in front of it. Like my front bumper touched it and it kind of staggered back an inch and then looked at me and ran on. AHHHH, i had to sit there and chill for a min
“Octopos”- there was an aquarium on the news a few weeks back- almost every tank in the aquarium had baby sharks in them for decoration. well they had an octopos tank where the baby sharks kept turning up dead every night… they set up a camera and it showed a baby shark circling the octopus and when it went in for the kill; the octopus sprang up, wrapped its tentacles around it, and killed it
aww, i take in poor little homeless animals too!! once a little bat ran into our screen door and knocked a tooth out and it was disoriented for a while, so i put it in a tank… i set it up really nice- i put sod in the bottom, a tree branch, and some bedding stuff for it… i caught it some bugs and got it some fresh fruit… i was just going to take care of it till it was better then release it… but my asshole of a dad found it, took it out to the back yard… and beat it to death with a shovel because “it could have had rabies, you never know.” i was like “yeah you didnt know so you just killed it for no reason.” to which he replied “better safe than sorry”
Definitely illegal to perform surgery on animals without a license in the US. I bet if he had given the dog antibiotics like veterinarians do it would have been fine and no one would have ever known.
If I hit a deer and it was dieing painfully I don’t think I could wait for animal control. I would probably stab it in the jugular with a screwdriver. After it died I would cut it up and eat it.
How did the snail die? Did someone have one too many drinks and mistake it for a real vagina?
I got preexposure rabies shots. It was 3 shots over a month and a half and it cost over $600. I would need 2 more if I got bitten.