What’s up bitches? Welcome to the first ever episode of I Just Had a Terrible Thought. Heap your praise/hate upon us in the comments, or drop us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org or email@example.com.
Kyle’s getting fat/Addiction/Orion’s eating habits/Orion’s coworker is a weirdo/Shit arm/Bullshitters/Kyle chugged some wine/Kyle’s Ice House buddy/
A large negro stole beer/Kyle never got breaks/Orion, the bottle rocket murderer/Kyle and his colorful hair/Woosh woosh lightsabers/How to identify an asshole/
Fuck the rain, I want gum/Talkin ’bout ‘bortions/Asshole team names/Show’s over, folks! Contact info ahoy!